Sympathy reply.
THis is why I don't start threads without news links.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you could link the story about personal injury legislation trying to stop all these no win no fee claims, everyone in my office is going crazy, I think it's lol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

That's boring, you're boring, stop boring everyone Kitty.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

You're right, sorry.

I If could go back in time I would go back to the time the slinky guy had his idea, steal it and kill him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Don't you'll raise the beast of Belladonna
Rolling out justice for the downbeaten!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I just had a marks and spencers lunch and I know very little about politics. I'm like swipe in training.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

i had itsu today
because it was SO GOOD yesterday.

but i like marks and sparks too. my friend came out with her bag the other night, v v pretty (the bag, not my friend!).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Did your friend like her corset? I never heard from her so im worried she didn't like it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

oh she's just useless. lovely girl but utterly useless...
she loved it, thank you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Oh that's a relief, thanks!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

she said that she will have to stick to her diet really strictly from now on though!
i have another friend who i might treat to one in due course, except she says she is too fat at the moment - will keep you posted!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

please don't call me she on the internet, that is for private times.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I tried on one of those waist nippers you can buy recently.
Did it fuck nip in my waist.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Excellent, keep them coming!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I still want to get one for my mrs
but she is on pre-wedding weight loss regime now, so wouldn't be the right time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I wouldn't worry about that
I think she's stomped off with her sensible knickers in a twist.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

meh, it's much more fun being shallow and vacuous but able to enjoy fortnums and the ritz
rather than the closest i can get to their delicious food and drink being splatting paint at the windows.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I will be the first to tell you that being shallow is good fun.
I am *very* shallow.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I like bella on the whole
her knickers are constantly twisted though, probably because they're never stationary.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I honestly don't have a problem with her,
aside from her being a cut-out of every student reactionary going. She reminds me of Rick from The Young Ones.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Before my time

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Haha she would hate me and applebite
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

she really hates me
partly because we couldn't be more different. and partly because she takes me seriously when i am being flippant.

and partly because i am a bit of a dick with her, it's like having a big stick and a balloon to poke with it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm liking how no one gives a shit about wishing Apple luck.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

She's not here
So no need to. I'll ask her how it went later.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I texted offering advice
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Was it "remember to cup the balls"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It was to take her knickers off pass them to the interviewer under the table
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

ha like she wears knickers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Now I've remembered Batman's sex voice
"WORK THE SHAFT, THAT'S IT, HARDER!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'm looking forward to engaging her in debate
over gender roles. I'm very good at acting the chauvinist.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

"acting"
yeah.

acting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Who let you out of the kitchen?

( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

To be fair, I don't think once she was the one who bought the subject up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

If you weren't so nasty...
people would reply more.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Haha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

How are you, Kitty?
Are you the same Kitty? How is life?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I am thanks, work sucks but my cupcake empire is opening soon so that'll be good. How's married life?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Ey! Good luck with that
I'm glad to hear that your cupcakes are doing well.

I answer about the married life a moment ago and I gave berk nausea, so I'll just say I'm very happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)