you could link the story about personal injury legislation trying to stop all these no win no fee claims, everyone in my office is going crazy, I think it's lol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's boring, you're boring, stop boring everyone Kitty.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

You're right, sorry.

I If could go back in time I would go back to the time the slinky guy had his idea, steal it and kill him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Don't you'll raise the beast of Belladonna
Rolling out justice for the downbeaten!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I just had a marks and spencers lunch and I know very little about politics. I'm like swipe in training.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

i had itsu today
because it was SO GOOD yesterday.

but i like marks and sparks too. my friend came out with her bag the other night, v v pretty (the bag, not my friend!).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Did your friend like her corset? I never heard from her so im worried she didn't like it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

oh she's just useless. lovely girl but utterly useless...
she loved it, thank you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Oh that's a relief, thanks!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

she said that she will have to stick to her diet really strictly from now on though!
i have another friend who i might treat to one in due course, except she says she is too fat at the moment - will keep you posted!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

please don't call me she on the internet, that is for private times.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I tried on one of those waist nippers you can buy recently.
Did it fuck nip in my waist.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Excellent, keep them coming!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I still want to get one for my mrs
but she is on pre-wedding weight loss regime now, so wouldn't be the right time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I wouldn't worry about that
I think she's stomped off with her sensible knickers in a twist.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

meh, it's much more fun being shallow and vacuous but able to enjoy fortnums and the ritz
rather than the closest i can get to their delicious food and drink being splatting paint at the windows.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I will be the first to tell you that being shallow is good fun.
I am *very* shallow.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I like bella on the whole
her knickers are constantly twisted though, probably because they're never stationary.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I honestly don't have a problem with her,
aside from her being a cut-out of every student reactionary going. She reminds me of Rick from The Young Ones.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Before my time

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Haha she would hate me and applebite
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

she really hates me
partly because we couldn't be more different. and partly because she takes me seriously when i am being flippant.

and partly because i am a bit of a dick with her, it's like having a big stick and a balloon to poke with it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm liking how no one gives a shit about wishing Apple luck.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

She's not here
So no need to. I'll ask her how it went later.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I texted offering advice
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Was it "remember to cup the balls"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It was to take her knickers off pass them to the interviewer under the table
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

ha like she wears knickers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Now I've remembered Batman's sex voice
"WORK THE SHAFT, THAT'S IT, HARDER!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'm looking forward to engaging her in debate
over gender roles. I'm very good at acting the chauvinist.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

"acting"
yeah.

acting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Who let you out of the kitchen?

( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

To be fair, I don't think once she was the one who bought the subject up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)