My mum is an absolute window-licker
I love her and all, but she's mad as a box of frogs.

In other news, I think I've completely blown it with TC. I think now would be an appropriate time to get monstrously drunk and have a little cry.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how? really? or are you just convinced you have and it's nothing?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Could be either really
but I've certainly pissed him off.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)

rubbish :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Unbelievably so.
I texted him an hour ago; no reply yet. It really, really sucks to be me right now.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

perhaps he's doing stuff and not near his phone?
people don't always text back straight away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Mmm, possibly
but we were in the middle of a conversation though.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

What did you do?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

See below
I just keep saying the wrong thing.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Yeah, maybe he'll be all like
"sorry I had a shower and a wank and put a pizza in the oven and played some Wii Tennis and checked myself out in the full-length mirror for fifteen minutes then got the pizza out of the oven and then noticed my phone had run out of battery and you know how these modern phones take ages to boot then I fed my fish and the next thing I know it's eight twenty and I've got like sixteen texts and four voicemail messages and I'm a bit freaked out now."
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I'm not that mental or needy!
If I haven't heard back from him by the time I go to bed, I will text him again.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

text him again. come out for SUSHI FUN TIMES tomorow night. In fact, fuck it, I'll do that anyway. Actually, now I come to think about it, why didn't I say I was going before? Gonz, you got a spare bed? Great ! I'll be there. Fuck him, mardy cunt anyway, donno who he thinks he is getting like that on the first day, phew, dodged a bullet there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I can't afford it Gonz, I'm sorry :(

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

MASSIVE SADFACE!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

DAMN YOU INTERNATIONAL CREDIT CRUNCH CRSIS ! *falls to knees and holds arms in the air like Nick Cage in The rock when the jets fire at the island*
Next time though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I've had three phone calls and two texts this evening
I'm definitely avoiding the person.
Hope this helps.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

What's it like to be wanted Rory?

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Indifferent
I have no interest and have told her as much without being a cunt, to no avail. It would appear a good season of bridge burning is required *cracks knuckles*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Tell her you are sick of her incessant whinging
and that you are currrently having a wank over a picture of Susanah Reid off the BBC website.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I'd prefer her shopped into various porn poses
I wonder if she's got a hairy gash *ponders*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I reckon she's tidyly trimmed
but not shaved
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Oh dear, so a mildly hairy bumhole
Perhaps she amuses her partner by retaining a 70's hairy gash for the lols on his birthday
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

"Nononono, it was a compliment when I said you'd look like Anneka Rice when you're older so I'd still chuck my muck up you if I haven't seen my senses since then".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

You must be one helluva guy.
In all seriousness, she must have self esteem issues to be chasing someone who is not interested.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Where would any of us be without sweet sweet desperation
You can smell it from ten yards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

yeah that would be crazy
who the hell would do that shit... :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

*puts hand up*
I think i've got an answer
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Booooooooo.
How certain?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Maybe 70% certain?
what a waste of new underwear :(
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

why? what happened?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

He's been a bit iffy with me for the last few days
I said as much, he took massive offence, I tried to calm him down, it didn't work, I tried to calm him down again and haven't heard back from him.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Ignore me, I'm being shit.
I'd leave it for him to get in touch. I'm not expert on this shit but if someone had bugged me I wouldn't want to be bugged further.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus innit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Well exactly
I'm not going to pester because that would be superlame and creepy, but that's not going to stop me from checking my phone every two minutes.

Why am I so shit?
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

You aren't shit.
You just need to know where you stand.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Psssst, here's a hint.



It's on your own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Fuck off, al.
I am desperately annoyed with myself and upset.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I am shit
I cannot believe I sabotaged this for myself.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

if he's that tetchy
perhaps it would have happened eventually anyway.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Maybe.
he did say he was tired, I really hope it's just because of that.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

^this
Unless there is something you aren't telling us then it's him. Better to know now then later when you've invested more emotion into the relationship.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

CLAIRE RAYNER LIVES !!11!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

No, I think I summed it up fairly
he does seem to be being overly touchy and insecure. But at the same time...perhaps I should have kept my mouth shut.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

going out with someone you have to keep watching
what your saying with would suck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Yeah, I've just seen what he's put on facebook
I've fucked this up. I've fucking fucked up something I've wanted for fucking months. Fucking fucking FUCK.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:00, Reply)

What did he say?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

arse
that's pretty insenstive of him to put it on facebook. I conclude from this that he is a dick.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

That was my conclusion too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

this

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

WTF
why put something on Facebook instead of telling you?
Is he 16?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Actually, he might be
did we ever ask his age?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

well he's an instructer so I'm assuming he's not

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Maybe he's one of those child prodigies

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

are you insinuating berk is a kiddy fiddler?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

He's nearly 27
old enough to not be the grumpy arsehole he's being.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

old enough to man up and talk to you instead of posting shit on FB
tell him to get a grip on life and that YOU are not talking to him until he does.
YEAH that'll totally rattle his chains!
**may or may not actually work
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

for what?
no use not being yourself in the beginning
it'll only make him think you're being a bitch later when you've tired of LIVING A LIE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Nope, we all get mardy some times, but I believe that if you're in a begining of a relationship like that...
... then you should keep it to yourself or not come out to play at all, you're only on like you're third date or whatever, he could have gone "Sorry hun, in a bit of a mood, workstuffs, mind if I bail? I'll be shit company way and I'll be alright tomo", but no, he inflicted his grumbles on you, almost intentionally made you feel insecure.

Maybe he'll make it alright tomo, turn up on your door with some flowers or whatever, or maybe he can just go do one and stop being a little boy. Give him 'till tomo to make things right, and then see how the land lays.

There is a good show on Good Food + 1 channel, about guy who makes awesome chocolate sculptures, put that on instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Is Man vs Food on?
I like that show.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Yup, it's on the non +1 channel now, so I'll watch it in an hour.
The gluttony on that show is amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

He really, really love his burgers.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)

STOP STRESSING.
It will only make things worse.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

perhaps it's time to shag gonz?
since he's offering
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I tell you what, if I was a girl, I'd be on that shit in a flash.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I second Noel
leave it for tonight, let it all calm down, and see how it goes tomorrow.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

^this
Men don't feel the need to talk it through.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

..one tip
don't take tips from me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I'm going with Noel here.
Leave it alone, let him contact you.
One thing about us ladies is we don't know when to leave well enough alone, and generally it just makes things worse.

The more people tend to bug me and ask why I'm not responding I will ignore them for days.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Holy fuck... is this what being right feels like?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Don't worry
it won't last
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

doesn't mean you're right
just means some people agree with you. There is a difference
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Oh. Damn.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

The lest he can do is text back to say "Sorry hun, it's not you, it's me, I've had a shit day, I'll get back to you tomorow".
After all, you did do that thing to him that he wanted from the film he saw on the DVD from the magazine in the corner shop with the silver foil around it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I would feel much better to receive a text like that
currently, however...nada.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:49, Reply)

YES ! YES ! REBOUND ! REBOUND !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Lol, cheers Gonz
it's good to have a plan B.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I hope you like Hollyoaks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Hi Rory
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Alrite BGB
Shits goin down here tonight
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Innit!
Good job me and you are here to keep things real.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

*Busts out a Tribe called Quest*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Good call *nods knowingly*

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

You knows it !
Besides, didn't he always do that thing, with the thing, _sooo_ annoying. It's not that he's a bad person or anything, but you just can't help to stare at it... you know what I'm talking about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)