that's a rather large assumption Jeffers... there was a little action and I am seeing her tomorrow.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yay

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

evenin matey, how was your weekend? After all this Okcupid crap
I am dicking around with a girl off my course!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

That's pretty cool, then, much more convenient
larping yesterday, nice pleasant day today, melancholy about now - watching DOnnie Darko didn't help. And I've (possibly irrationally) convinced myself that the cool guy off of OKC is no longer interested. I have little to base the assumption on, I am just a pessimist (or realist, perhaps?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Nice to be pessismistic and proved wrong than the other way round.
Did you get your LARP on? Donnie Darko is pap too, I could never get into it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

yeah, but I was being unreasonably optimistic before :(
larping was just yesterday, got to be a demon, a crone and a zombie.
I like DD, mainly because I like time travel and melancholy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I get that from Bernards Watch.
I assume there are slim pickings in the larping fraternity?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)

*googles* haha
everyone knows everyone. Also, they are larpers :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I like Donnie Darko too
I have the director's cut which makes a lot more sense, but that somehow makes it less fun.
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Evening berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Evening Jeff.

(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Ow biss?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Meh, alright
and you?
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)

get things sorted with TC?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Mmm, possibly
ended up seeing him last night and things seemed alright, but I haven't really heard from him today.
In essence I still have no fucking idea.
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Bugger
I hope things sort themselves out. Mind you I guess some people don't feel the need to be in contact every day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Cheers love
I wouldn't mind so much, but he did used to text back almost straight away, it's only the latter half of this past week that he doesn't. Hence my thinking he was losing interest, and the stupid misunderstanding we had.
Sad. Fucking. Times.
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I'm good thanks.
Why so 'meh' not further TC issues I hope?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

See above
I am trying desperately to be all cool and giving him space and stuff, when I want him to come round here NOW so I can jump on him. But it's bad to be clingy and he didn't reply to my last text, so I feel like if I text him now I will be pestering.
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Be cool berk.
Be cool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm trying
I really am. I was incredibly clingy when I was younger, but I have seriously behaved myself in that regard thus far. Doesn't stop me practically twitching with surpressed lust and impatience when I don't hear from him though.
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Join us down the bottom of the page.
We'll take your mind off things.

The thing is though, if you've texted and he has yet to text back, sending another message will look a bit needy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Exactly
which is why I haven't.
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

You've been wise berk.
You've been wise.

Tomorrow however, is a new day and a chance for you to send a mid-morning 'hi ya' without looking needy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)

See, it annoys me that this kind of tactic works on me
I absolutely convince myself that I will not text him until I've heard back from him. Yet I want to hear back from him so badly that eventually I'll send him another text to prompt him. He should bloody text first once in a while, but men - all men - seem to know that this works. Bastards.
I'm going to hold out for as long as humanly fucking possible.
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

It might not be a tactic though.
He might just be busy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)

He doesn't work sunday evenings.
and that's no excuse, it doesn't take but a minute to send the occasional text!
(berk, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I thought it made sense anyway
but there again I may have read too many time travel stories
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)

action penis

Evening Bobby - how's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)

micropenis lols.
Grand thanks b3th, had a tip top weekend to be fair. And yourself?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Not bad
Just taking part in the pub quiz right now! Good job nobody thinks I'm cheating...

In other news, is it true you're the one to talk to about recruitment advice?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)

oooh!
the answer is 'sculpture'!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Wrong.
The answer was 'Borscht'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

damn, I knew that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

well, you didn't SAY it!
that's what counts. That and my fingers...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Quizzes are fun,
yeah I used to be in that game. How can I be of assistance?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I have no career, and I want one
I don't know what, specifically, I want to do, but I know I want to do something creative.

If I walk into an employment agency with that, will I get laughed out of the building?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

ummmm possibly.
Gaz me with some details or email me your CV and we will work something out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

andy.cussen Benny.On.The.Loose@
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

oooo
thank you.

I was told the other week that my CV is woefully out of date in terms of content and layout, so that will need a lot of work. However, any help will be gratefully appreciated. Do you want to gaz me that email and take it off this rather public page?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

yeah no worries, have deleted it now, will gaz it to you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

You might want to kick Jeff in the nuts until he deletes it too...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

That's a bit harsh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I'm a hard woman, Jeff

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I suppose you need to be living in W-S-M

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

if you're not a crack whore, you do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

If I say 'Bob is the man to speak to' then Bob is the man to speak to
(I note you ignored my link to Aardman the other day. Consider that a black mark).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

tell me what SKILL stands for.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

There are a number of variations on the SKILL insult.
If you, as a child, were asked if you were 'skill' (and back in the 70s, if you did something awesome, you'd probably describe yourself as being 'skill') you answered 'yes'

You'd either be accused of having African Bum Disease, or being 'the Skillest Kid in Lezzie Land'

Further regional adjustments on this theme can be found here.

www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=645
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I prefer spastic kid in lesbo land.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

+ s

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

There was something similar when I was a lad (and very likely before then).
Q: Do you know your ABCs?

Response if you say "No": Haha, you can't read, you're a big fat spastic.
Response if you say "Yes": Haha, ABC stands for African Bum Cleaner.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

^ This.
Relive the law of the playground here.

www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?a
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)

We had, can you spell HIV? are you positive,
hahahahah you have aids
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

You probably won't remember Saint and Greavise
But this just made me laugh.

www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=2587
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Some of those make me cry with laughter
www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=468
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I never fucking did!
I went and looked at it and everything. sorry I didn't fall at your feet in gratitude ; )

EDIT: now be nice or I'll never introduce you to my dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

More cheese Grommit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

ed milliband lolz

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)