I managed to go
from being out running to being in a club inside of an hour. I was quite impressed by this, myself.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you go out with Chompy, doing that the other way around is almost a given.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I like this.

(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Did you see the boyfriend this weekend?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Not my boyfriend.
and yes, briefly. Although we had a bit* of a misunderstanding on Friday and things have been rather strained since.

*lot
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Details, if you please

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

He aimed high

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ugh, I've whined about it already on here
it was just a stupid misunderstanding and him apparently being insecure. Tried to calm him down but just kept saying the wrong thing, and have only heard from him since saturday to thank me for giving him a lift home.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I was out all weekend
Now I have to trawl through old posts for more info. Cheers.
Oh, and sorry to hear that, now get fixing things!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Meh, I don't want to come across as all clingy though
especially since it's him and not me that needs to MTFU.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Just read back
And yes he does need to MTFU.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

He sounds like a cunt
ditch him and find someone who isn't actually a 12 year old girl inside. This will make you happier and I won't have to read all the whiny shit. kthankxbye
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Hahahaha, YES
AGHHHH, I AM SO ANGRY, GRRRR, LOOK AT MY FACE, I AM STORMING OUT OF HERE AND OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER, AGHHHHHH, ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY McANGRY. *Storms out the room, grabs coat off banister, slam out the front door so hard a photo falls from the wall*

Ding-dong, ding-dong.

Ermm, can I grab a lift home? BUT I'M STILL NOT SPEAKING TO YOU.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Is it a photo of a pug?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Limited edition print (only 10k to be printed) commomorating the royal wedding but with pugs photoshopped over the head of kate and will.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Hahaha, it wasn't quite like that
he invited me out on saturday thinking it was too short notice and I wouldn't come. But I did, and we chatted and he seemed fine then. I offered him a lift home because I was driving.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

That's trouble, he shouldn't have invited you out if he didn't want to see you.
Such an early time to put a strike on his card, I bet you a date you can't get him to rack up the other two strikes inside a month.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

texts are lethal
they get totally misinterpreted.

don't text him, berk-o. play it cooooool. if you feel the need, text me instead!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Don't I know it.
and I'm trying very hard to play it cool and not pester him, but I just get impatient and think 'well fuck it, I want to hear from him so I'll text him'.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

remember my mantra
you don't want a "text-back", you want a "text". ie you want him to initiate contact, not to reply to you.

otherwise it doesn't count.

after a few dates this is irrelevant, but at the beginning, this mantra is gold!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Very true
although if I haven't heard from him by this evening then I will probably cave and text him anyway.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Send a letter
quietly outling your issues and how you think that they can be resolved, explain how you want the relationship to work, but it will take effort and good commuincation from both of you. Then sign it in your own blood.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Seriously are there any good points to this guy?
If you say "oh he's hot" then I'm afraid I will have to be mean
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

When he's not being a total arse
he's lovely. And he makes me laugh.

and yes, he is hotter than a very hot thing.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Oh SMOOTH. I am making a note of this one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Play it cool, Wooks, play it cool....*falls through bar*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Berk on the rebound, gonz rejoyces.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)