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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I just ate a whole packet of munchies in about 3 minutes...best small chocolates ever

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is lies
The best small chocolates ever are Smarties, and everyone knows it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Joins b3th Smartie camp

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

woo hoo!
Would you like to join me in my quest to destroy Darth?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Nah!
He takes it all too well to destroy him, plus what would we all do then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I have carved myself a niche
by the twin virtues of being easy and fun to abuse, yet surprisingly OK with this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

This

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

balderdash, they are far to smug for there own good

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*their*

/smug
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

tits

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

i prefer m&m's
you can get personal messages printed on them... how cool is THAT?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Yeah
like W, E, 3 and M
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I like this.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

VALIDATION!
I was proud of that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Were you sat there thinking "I'm wasted on these cunts!" before I posted?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Yes, yes I was

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I get that a lot.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

So do I, minus the 'on these cunts' bit.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I get both

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

i didn't realise he was joking at first.
Then once I did, it still took me a good five minutes to work it out.

I blame lack of sleep.

And being a fucking cretin.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

They are my default excuses

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I bloody love m&ms
I can get 50 of the chocolate ones in my mouth at once.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Sorry
~~&ms~~ en
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I cannot believe you have tested this.
Can you still chew, though?
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I slobbered a bit, but swallowed it all.
Lol.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

*euphamismometer asplodes*

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I am DEFINITELY calling my dick that from now on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

You're going to call your dick "fifty m&m's"?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Stick 'em one on top of the other and it has similar proportions.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

More like 5.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I'm losing track of all the b3tans you've banged.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

~~losing track~~ massively envious
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

arf.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

If you can't keep track of them
you'll never get your "advanced stalker" badge
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Excel only had 65536 lines.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

if only I still had that link to your post about needing a minor injuries unit to deal with that burn

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139815
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

much obliged

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139815
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Only I and a few close friends know ;)

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Young lady, my refusal to let you have a go on it
is no justification for comments of this nature.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I was going to sell you a euphamismometer
but then I thought I'd just give you one.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Wahey!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

*swanee whistles*

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

*chortles*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I spy a bash competition.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

So many calories :(

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

*Sullies B3th Smartie camp with presence*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You only like the brown ones

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

pink

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I like it when mint munchies were mint munchies.
Not this after eight shit they are now.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

you guys have the strangest names for snacks

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Twinky
The defence rests
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

chocolate digestive!
Sounds like an anti shit candy
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Candy
Wha?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

The dude who invented them
called them digestives for precisely that reason. Similar thing to Mr Kellogg formulating cornflakes to have anti-wanking properties.
They do not, as far as I know, alter your bowel habits. Unless of course you eat a lot of them and nothing else.
(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

You get a really badly scratched cock
if you wank with cornflakes, though, so he did get that bit right.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Mmm, crunchy.

(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Lesbo breakfast cereal fantasy lols

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Munchies is surely rather descriptive
Better than Reece's pieces, I can only imagine that a Romanian orpahn who had been starved it's entire life and had nevr taste sugar would want to eat such a hideous conconction...of course the orphan would have no teeth, but maybe they could lick it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

no its not
You can munch on anything
Starting with my dick
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I knew there was something odd about you
*shelves wank fantasy*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

but its blue

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

What are you, Smurfette?

(berk, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

if only
How are you lovely? How are things with the guy?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

He died of AIDS on the weekend.
It's terribly sad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He sounds like a right Bertie.

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Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

BUM AIDS.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

shelves wank fantasy?
You must be a fucking nightmare in B&Q.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Haha!
2nd click of the day awarded

"Clean up team to aisle 5 (Paints). He's done it again"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

best ASBO ever
"no wanking within 100 yards of a DIY store"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Spectacular.
*applause*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Oh, oh wait for it, hang on, here we go...
You want to be careful allowing him access to top shelf material.

*guffaws*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

*chortles*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

haha, splendid

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I have a problem :(

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Just the one, old boy?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Many, many problems, but, only one that involves flat pack furniture and wanking

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

But a bitch ain't one (because you're gay).

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

No, because I respect women and would never refer to them in such a derogatory manner
pretty little things that they are
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Patronise, yes.
Traumatise, no.

Words to live by.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

SOME PEOPLE on here should read this
and have a bit of an old think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Lusty?
You're on the wrong account, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

~~account~~ boyfriend

Ooooh it burns
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

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