I appear to be a black tie away from Reservoir Dogs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Black shirt, purple tie here

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

black shirt, no tie
one thing with these new trousers is that they have shown just how much thinner I have got. They fit nicely and are small enough that my belt is too big even with the extra hole I made to make it smaller.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

That is a fantastic feeling
Although frustrating, as it means you have to buy a new belt. I know you've got a wedding coming up mate, I'll send you one for your birthday.

It may be pink.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Just punch a new hole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

DO NOT ASK DARTH
TO PUNCH NEW HOLES, EVER
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*prepares jackhammer attachment*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

there is already a silly amount of belt sticking out
I do have another belt which fits better, but couldn't find it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Local market, much better value than "branded" belts
Having said that good old T K Maxx have had a lot of nice Penguin belts in. Not made of real penguin unfortunately
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I know that feeling well
I've had to put two new holes in my belt recently.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

t l-end
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Wahey!
That's some significant waistlineage gone! I've dropped from a teetering on the edge of 34/36 to under 32 in the last 3 months.

Need a new suit now. Harumph.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

32 and proud

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You are a telecommunications bender from Norwich
AICMFP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

and I claim my fitting pants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Wow nice work!
My waistline is the place the weight is sticking too, it's come off my chest and legs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It's the place I lost the weight from last
It went from arms first, then face/jowls, legs, then chest/ribcage, and then stomach. I still have a little pouch but I reckon that would only go with massive amounts of training.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That seems to be the order it's leaving me as well
I'm not after washboard abs, they take some serious lifestyle changes!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'm not actually sure what size I am
as all my trousers and shorts are 34 inch waist, but are radically different in size. Judging by my belt I've probably lost a total of 4 or 5 inches though.

My suits are at the tailor at the moment being altered to fit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

All of mine are 34 too
But I wear them quite low, on my hips. Some seem to be rather baggy as of late though, but I don't want to buy more jeans until these actually fall off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I was a 28 until about the age of 25.
Sadly it' all gone a bit downhill from there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

28?
Fuck me, you are a rake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Not quite
a we

I believe DG is somewhere over the age of 25 now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

40 and proud.
*cries*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Don't cry, I am fast approaching 40.
Is it true that life begins?

Platitudinal response appreciated.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yes. Yes it does.
You will see the world through new, fresh eyes and any cynicism you had will be cast away on the wings of an albatross.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

God bless you sweet governor.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I was only reminded of this last week
when a mate put an old photo of me up on Faecebook. Fuck me I was skinny. Not so, now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

There is one of me on there
I look like a corpse, aged about 19
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

28????
I was 13 the last time I had 28" troosers.

*is fat bastard*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I done the reverse
I was 15 stone when I was 15. Chubby little thing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Me too.
Was 21 stone in my pomp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Yowser

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Yikes.
I'm about 14 stone now, I think. I try not to weigh myself very often because the pain is too hard to bear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I think I'm about 13.5 at the moment
Have been on a two week sensible eating thing so I dont look like a fat cunt at the 20 year school reunion I'm off to on saturday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

20 year reunion.
Right, tell them you are a millionaire astronaut porn star!

Even if you aren't.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

This is the trouble with facebook
I should have lied from the start and mocked up some pics
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Facebook?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

It was organised on facebook

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

What is Facebook?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

There are fucking LOADS of astronauts from Sunderland
*glass house shatters*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Nicholas Patrick was from Saltburn
That is only 25 miles away
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I've never heard of Nicholas Patrick. Or Saltburn.
So I'm going to assume you're right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I don't weigh myself often
I choose to believe that my weights training means than the scales paint an inaccurate picture of my state of being.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I stopped going to the gym yonks ago after I fucked my achilles.
I am hoping that once the redundancy kicks in, I can get out for lots of long walks with the dog as I detest structured exercise, unless it involves lifting heavy pints for a four hour stretch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

That is absolutely not what I meant by weight training
and if you don't tell anyone you rumbled me I'll slip you a few quid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

few quid length.

Err, no thanks...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

few quid length of throbbing gristle
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)