I'm not really a Gig type person, it's not my scene, but I've just found out that The Offpsring are playing in Paris on the 1st Sept.
Does anyone here fancy it at all? I think I might go book myself an adventure with this month's payday, or do it on credit card or whatever. I've never been on holiday by myself, or a gig by myself, but this is the first one I really want to go.

There are only 3 bands I'd enjoy seeing a gig at, I think, and that's The Offspring, Dan Le Sac v Scroob Pip & Semisonic.

If no one fancies it, I'll be going anyway, it'll be cool to go on my first holiday by myself, and first one in years. Just a long weekend or whenever it is. But if someone would like to come, then that'll be ace too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am actually quite tempted by this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

It'll be awesome, explore french markets, the amazing patiseries, the food, the sites.
I'd like maybe possibly depending (etc) like to take on at least one 'fine dining' experiance, prefably with a michaline star too. But the main reason for going would be for the gig.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:21, Reply)

aww man
I'll check when things are happening for the start of the academic year and get back to you on it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Sweet !
I'd like to book around the end of the first week of next month in order to force myself to go (if I don't get the tickets, I'll never end up going, 'cus I'm a bit like that), but I can hold out for a month longer if it means you'll come too =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Just to clarify the situation here Gonz.
Am I witnessing you and Crunchy arranging a weekend together in Paris?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:29, Reply)

There's nothing like
arranging to meet people off of the internet in a foreign country.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

+ in a layby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)

You and Gonz could open up some sort of bohemian cafe.
He could create fantastic food and you could decorate the place with your photos and handmade eyeballs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

living the dream

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Do all the girls say you're pretty fly
for a white guy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Hope you find a travel partner dude,
the offspring are a bit too shit for me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Very annoying voice I find

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Me or the Offspring?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Having never heard you speak, you can safely assume I mean the offspring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)

how do you know? I could be a famous newsreader.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Ron?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Go Fuck yourself San Diego

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:48, Reply)

If you're Isabel Webster I'm going to be gutted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Paris is an incredible city, I've have the opportunity to go several times and I alsways find something new

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I spent 2 months working there
during the holidays at uni, it was so cool to just wander around the place
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:32, Reply)

As with all big cities, if you get away from the tourists there's so much to discover

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

For instance, a thousand and one ways to get robbed and beaten up.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)

You'll need vaccinations if you're going to mingle with the French.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Le Rabies is rife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Talking of the French.
My throat is as dry as a Frenchmans bathmat.

To the happy-juice shop!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Go for it Gonz.
He who dares....wins.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Hi hon : )
Had a good day?
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Yeah, not bad at all thanks.
You?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

It's been alright.
I haz vino : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I'm going to get some alcoholic booze shortly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

If you don't booze...............you lose.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I'm losing :(
I'm no Charlie Sheen tonight
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:43, Reply)

You are about to become a father.
No more hedonism for you young man.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I can still haz vino tho?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Oh yes!
You're going to need it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Put your lipstick away Jeff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

heheheh!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

they make me feel a little bit sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

And me.
But I bet Jeff's is lovely and stiff.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Blousie!!
How much vino have you had this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Only half a bottle.
I'm just happy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Sounds like a perfect mix!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I like being happy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

+But not sneezy or bashful.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Just two and a half bottles to go before bed, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Nah! just over a bottle is all I have on a school night.
I'm just in a good mood and I'm determined to carry this on for the bash.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Have you ordered your cider yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

No I've changed my mind.
I'm getting bottles of the vintage stuff from the supermarket.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

But exciting cider from the Internet is more fun.
If I was coming to your bash, I'd totally bring you a few flagons of mental apples.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)

If?

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:51, Reply)

'If' was a number one hit for Telly Savalas

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:52, Reply)

after all the shit you give me and you won't go to your internet girlfriends party... tut tut

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'm busy then Bob.
Otherwise, I'd have been very tempted to have had the required jabs and headed north.

EDIT: And Blousie is my Internet WIFE.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:55, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah
not for much longer pal if you keep this bullshit up
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Are you going to the Bristol bash on Saturday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

what bash? what saturday?
and I doubt it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:58, Reply)

This Saturday.
In Bristol.

On the calendar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:59, Reply)

no one I know is going so nope

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)

You tell him Jeff.
*flashes internet ring*
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

does he hit you Blousie?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Only when I drink his cider.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)

'rings' on the Internet tend to lead to offenders registers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:59, Reply)

app orn
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:46, Reply)

*blows raspberry*

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)

How do you clear your mind?
I slept half five til 7.20pm and gobby downstairs woke me for the second time today, can't get back off.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Listen to the radio.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Read.
It should tire your eyes and help aid sleep.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)

*goes to polish off Johnny Kingdom's autobiography*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)

off Kingdom autobiography
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlDv44SeKBY
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Nearly twenty minutes in, and teh football is shaping up to be pish.
I'm glad I don't give a flying fuck about either of these teams.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I'm just going to enjoy watching the belief slip away from the SPurs fans.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Well, they only have to win by five goals
so there should be plenty of belief.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)

they are stupid people b3th.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I'm Scottish
I understand about supporting a shite team in the face of all probability.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I'm Irish,
I know nothing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)

If we could have a Home Nations team, like the British Lions
we might even stand a chance of winning something, ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Except that only Dorrans and maybe Morrison would make it in from Scotland

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)