A lot of us seem to meet at these Sam Smith pubs....
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2011/apr/15/kissing-in-public-live-blog

They chucked out some gaylords for giving each other a peek on the cheek so now the gaylords have decided to hold an impromptu snogging bash at the pub. lol, I fucking love the gays.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:03, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would have gone to that thing
but they don't want them to make any money so you have to order tapwater. I'm not a tapwater kinda guy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

There's got to be some bi women in there who's turned up in odd numbers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I thought The Proclaimers were brothers not lovers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

That article contains without doubt the most dismal journalism I have encountered in AGES:
"We went to Fire and Stone, near Covent Garden, and both had pizzas," he said, adding that he could not remember what toppings they selected.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Ha ha ha, I thought that as well
The Guardian is treating them like their pet gays.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That's fairly typical for the Guardian.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I don't like your new sig or name :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

he forgot paperclips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Plus, typical gaylords.
'Let's all go down there and REALLY SHOW THEM!!!'

'YEAAAH'

I bet they have a dance-off against the bar staff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

The collective power of a group of gays in a pub.
Or a 'Fruit Machine' as they should be known.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I like this
and have clicked accordingly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Hahaha, I wish I knew a gay gambler so I could call him that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

If you don't rubber up, you're gambling with your life
phildephilols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

... stir in with pasta for a lovely sauce according to a profesional ex-respected chef.
Who do you reckon have you lost respect for the most, Marco Pierre White with his Bernard Mathews Turkey, or [forgotten his name for some reason, from the philli adverts]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Marco all the way
The other one was on loads of shit cooking shows anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Never respected the philli guy, he was a ready, steady, cook kind of cook

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I could imagine him actually using Philli
but not Marco using jelly stock pots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

marco was rude about my car once, bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

To be fair, you do have a pink Trabant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Actually i have a blue/purple Polo/bellend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Those stock pots are actually very good, I doubt he'd use them in his resturant but he would in his home... ditto for the concentrate.
But I can't see him using "Turkey Ham" that he seems to have done on his latest lot.

Philli for something like a Cheesecake is good, but as an alternative to Mask-a-pony or cream? No.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

[to both of you]
I don't think there is anything wrong with being a "TV Cook", sure, they've not made their proffesion feeding lots of people, but I think of them as teachers. Where as the likes of Jamie Oliver does both; teach _and_ do it as a job. The phili guy* and Harriot are teachers, like a lecturer in a way who hasn't had any industrial experiance.

* I thought he had a Star at one point though, but I could be wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Harroit is a cunt-bean fullstop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I think he's a brilliant entertainer.
Really really nice guy too, I went to see CCWC about 8 years ago and I walked pass him and told him I love the show and it's taught me a lot, and he took time out to chat with me.

Big hands though, WINK.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I think he's like a bellowing, sweaty malteser and I wish he'd hurry up and die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

*malteaser fist bumps*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Is that like 'tennis elbow'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

he is a malteaser with a cunt attatched

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Harriott isn't even a trained cook, let alone chef.
He's a failed comedian. I'd like to force 4kg of 'susie salt' down his fucking cakehole, then say 'Awooga' to him as he choked to death.

Then I'd smash his skull in with a bottle of 'Covoooonia'.

CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Yeh', but you've got to love this...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

My brother sent that to me genuinely believing it was real.
I had to explain what photoshop was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*facepalms*
I mean, everyone knows that Ainsley isn't really that colour, right?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I can tell by the pixles.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Marco Pierre White is a disgraceful whore.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Why is this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

because he'll suck you off for a fiver and a jelly stock pot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

From being the youngest over holder of 3 Michelin stars
to endorsing fucking anything at all in return for money - the man is a disgrace to himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I'm going

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)

...loco, down in Acapulco?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

+ down on Darth until he shoots his boy batter over my moobs and shits himself with pleasure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Haha!
Giggling like a mong on nitrous
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Haha, b3ta's own secret lathorio worming in the "I'm Gay" ruiteen into girl's knickers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I'm no secret.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Like the freemasions "We're not a secret society, we're a society of secrets".
Whatever it is though, you're good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Oh dear:
'The homophobic are just frightened of their true desire... to be with a human of the same sex. They are just frightened that their homophobic friends will disown them... well they actually wish to have sex with them...'

Yes, that's right, everyone's gay. They just won't admit it.

Well done you retarded bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

That has actually been backed up by a few relativly small studies.
Aggressive homophobia does have a link to repressed benderism.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)

BREAKING: Kiss couple will go on a second date, I've been told. More shortly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)

WHICH TOPPINGS WILL THEY HAVE??????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

THEY JUST DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I'm sure you're hoping they'll top themselves!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Maybe they'll die from exhaustion during the dance-off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

ham and pineapple
official pizza of the gays
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

because it's fruity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

that's the joke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

chicken and meatball
cock & ball
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)