Why is that guy with the melted face always on the bbc
I'm sick to death of him, I wish he'd just fuck off
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

that guy with the melted face

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

WHO?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

It's this guy, right, with, like, a melted face.

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Look at the righ hand side of the page
he has no facial bones i think...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

the guy with the weird salvader dali melting face
he puts me right off my tea
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Simon Weston.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I love that you're old, you wrinkled lunatic.

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

OMG! Monty is old.
Prostrate trouble lols.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I think you'd best check.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

It's not getting prostrate that's the problem.
It's the getting up again.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

*polite applause*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

*wraps chest in Vick's, brown paper and string*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

These are a few of my favourite things!

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Along with Woodbines, the Eagle comic and rickets.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I keep myself looking young by bathing nightly in pimp's blood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

This is a lie.
You. Bathing nightly. Whatever.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

OK fort-nightly. You got me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Bi-Annually

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I heard that if you never wash your hair it cleans itself.
Also that if you piss your pants every day at 2pm, they wash themselves.

Mind you my 'source' also told me some samurai-based facts so I'm not sure, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

The pants thing is true
but the hair thing is a lie, you just end up with rancid stinking hair. I didn't wash my hair for about 3 months when I had dreadlocks, it smelt terrible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

My brother did that too.
For about 8 years. He smelled like a rotting tramp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

It's because his girlfriend isn't ugly
so everyone can go awww what a nice pretty girl she is so caring seeing through his disability.
But I bet you Rory I BET YOU, she's a fucking mental that makes him miserable.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Oh him!
She probably has abandonment issues.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

What...
she's wishing she could be abandoned?
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I was intimating that he wouldn't abandon her as who else would have him.
Secretly I think she's ace but that won't get me brownie points on here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

LOVE IS BLIND

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You don't have to tell me that Rory.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

SOMETIMES ITS BETTER THAT WAY

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm guessing they do a lot of doggy style

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

There's a sit on my face joke here somewhere...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

OR NOT! lolz11!!!111

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm imagining that now
I feel most unwell :(
Not quite three guys one hammer but it's up there
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

What are you talking about?
They're ALL fucking mental. Whether they make you miserable or not is entirely down to how patient/desperate you are.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I'm reading this thread from top to bottom and think we're still talking about Monty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

He's not kidding anyone with hair like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

her face isn't perfect either
it looks as if she has one eye lower than the other like shannon doherty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

she looks like every other fairly plain looking girl with bleached blonde hair
and generic clothes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

who are those people?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1173192
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

he's around a lot at the moment, he should just get really fat and that might fill it out for him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Taking his face thing away for a moment, he's a cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

This appears to be true was what I can tell from the adverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)