At least it's not Glossop.
That's about all you can say about the place.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Glossop sounds like a euphamism for jizz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Well NOW it does
You sicken me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

not as much as glossop would sicken you
it is the most inbred place i've ever seen!

oh no wait, the second.

*remembers stoke*

the third.

sod it, just gimme six.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Stoke; for when five fingers just aren't enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Stoke
its better than Stone (speaks from experience)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Now, my post was subtly about being fingered/fisted
i can therefore only assume from your post that you prefer to be fingered/fisted by peopler from Stoke rather than Stone. You big gay.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

My post was simply about Stoke
You gay-jibe finding shaved monkey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

ah but stone
has the best 5 bubble spa in the world. sitting in the outdoor hot tub drinking champagne in the countryside at 9am is a spectacularly great experience.

woo, stone. yay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Good curry house there actually

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Stoke is an absolute shithole.
On a par with Runcorn. Sodding horrible.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I think I can offer a voice of authority on the most inbred places in the UK
Lowestoft is the clear leader, and swaffham a close second. Then Stoke.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

On the inbreeding subject,
Whitby.
There are only two families here, they've been shagging each other since Roman times.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Something like 80% of Finns
can be traced back to two medieval families, this has led to levels of genetic disorder something like ten times the global average.

Fucking Nokia Bert-type freaks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Ooh, what happened with Bert yesterday?
Did the mods catch him with their large net again?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Who knows?
Maybe his tag went off and he got arrested...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I think so, yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Shame*
*Not a shame

Weird timing though. No sooner had I put Chompy on ignore than another trolling cunt turns up to take his place.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I missed most of the fun.
Bloody work and their policy of "We'd actually like you to do some work and not dick around on the internet".

Still, 2 and a half months to go, THEN I'LL SHOW THEM!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I must have missed this
What happens in two and a half months? Apart from the gig me and Labs are going to, which probably has no bearing on your work firewall?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

It's these Northern names.
Ramsbottom. WTF?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Man-chest-hair
how gay is that?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Have a large click. On t'house, like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

you forgot
mytholmroyd and mankinholes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Never heard of Mankinholes.
What old prossies end up with?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Scotland wins
what with having a wee village called "Twathats" just near Lockerbie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

That is magnificent. As is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

ha, when my dad sold our house in spain
he bought points in that scheme, so we get free holidays every year instead of the spanish place. i've just booked a nice freebie week of lying in the sun in madeira with a friend.

my brother and his family have been to that very farm. the kids failed to get the joke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's really hard to get good free-range organic bell ends these days, don't you find?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

This should amuse then...
www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Speaking as a five year old
That is fucking hilarious and I've sent it to my father and brother who will both agree.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Lord hereford's Knob
I hope it was named after a well endowed member of the aristocracy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Same to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I live near Ball's Cross. Fact.
Nearby there's a place called Windy Gap and a pub called The Brown Trout.

It's like the area was colonised by the Carry On crew.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

classic
I remember Mianus from Jackass. "So, can you get much meat in Mianus?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

"What's the best way to get into Mianus?"
One of my favourite sketches of theirs. Perfect fodder for a group of men with that level of maturity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

"oh, man, look over there. There's a big red fire truck parked in Mianus"
I couldn't agree more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Hahaha
*fires up YouTube*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)