Holy fucking shit
Noel... seriously...words fail me.

www.b3tards.com/u/14ebb740f3120de4f77d/sad4.jpg

Have a tiny badge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:34, 57 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like that badge
I don't like that I'm not even on that graph :_(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

You don't post enough :p
You can be on the next one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Bah
Sometimes I post 3 or 4 questions on the same day, and yesterday I was here all day! Much more than Kitty or Applebite.

I know... it's because I'm a foreigner and I speak with a weird accent, and you can't understand it, and you don't want your traditions changed, and you fear I might steal your jobs and your women. It's ok, I'm used to it now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

A titan walks amongst us

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

aww man, have I been cut?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

It might be down to you changing names every couple of hours Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Yeah sorry I couldn't find you!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

never mind, I'll stay as brabara for a while. I like the heels.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE.
TGB has APOLOGISED to Bob.

I never thought I'd see the day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

My ranking has fallen dramatically
this is good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I can't see it...please tell me I've dropped down the rnakings?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You're fith from the top
But less than half than Noel. He's been on fire!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Woohoo, I was about 3rd last time
How many posts on average a day?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Well...
The graph is not only missing me. IT'S MISSING THE LABELS!!!!1111!! But I think that's a 60. Noel has 200.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

This is terminally bad graphing
I just found a notice in my work kitchen made by the poeple that run the cafe, it includes a graph of the cost of coffe beans V their coffe cost and an in depth analysis of the coffee industry so as to justify a 10p rise in the price of a cup.

i'm quietly proud of them!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

That's cool!
Specially if the put labels there :)

I wish every time we suffer a price increase we could see a graph explaining where the extra money is going.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

True, My life is full of graphs
Today i have made 20
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I like graphs
They're a convenient, simple and efficient way of showing data. Nothing better than a graph. Unfortunately, I don't get to do many at my job.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Yes, he really should dial 999 instead of posting on here...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Hi Crow!
How are you doing? You're barely on here, lately, or at least not at the same time as me. How's life?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

'afternoon, Aber.
I'm afraid I'm not on here as often as I used to be - I've been trying to cut back on posting lately to ensure that I don't spend entire mornings having conversations on here when I should be working...as you can probably tell from TGB's graph!

Still, life's pretty good on the whole (PhD notwithstanding). How's life treating you? Do you have a date to move down to Surrey yet?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Yeah!
We're getting the keys for the flat on Thursday. Finally, after several years going out together, a wedding and a honeymoon, Mark and I are going to live together. We'll do a warming party in June probably. Hope you can make it. There'll be plenty of homebrew, but you're welcome to bring yours!

We still have to meet one day after work, although it seems you're very busy at the moment. Are you around for this first bank holiday weekend? Maybe you fancy a drink on Friday, if you're not too busy? We'll be in London for the day, and it'll be cool to see you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

So soon? This is excellent news!
Let me know when you're warming the house, I'd be happy to bring some supplementary dubious homebrew with me! (My weekends in June are currently reasonably clear)

I am around for (most of) this first weekend. I've got to play a short gig later on Friday evening, but I'd love to join you both for a drink if you're in the area that afternoon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'll hand over the baton of awesome to Noel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I'm not in either. I knew you'd all forget about me!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

It's sad, isn't it
One goes for a bit, and it's like if one hadn't been here at all. Ever.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME THEN

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

what is this mystery bar chart?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

It's a convenient way of displaying data for a series of discrete quantities

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You'll be such a good teacher.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

that's what "a" bar chart is
not "this" bar chart. 4/10, Crow, see me after class.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

How many post per day per person
It's been going for a few weeks and is getting rather embarassing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

That I am sad enough to do it?
Or you haven't been out the top five?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

The second bit...unfortunately. As shown above I like a good graph

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Woo that emo spell I had a while back off B3ta dropped me down a bit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

You're doing it all wrong if the only way to stop posting is by having a nervous breakdown

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
You have a point.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I cling to mid-table
But I like to think that what I lack in volume I make up for by inadvertently giving huge offence without noticing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'd like to think I've been about the same each week, but I wasn't here on friday, so I must have posted more

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

My stock seems to have improved slightly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I'll bet you wish someone'd give you a tiny...oh...
badge...sorry, as you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

dancer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

*Waltzes over*
Yes?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'm glad to see that I've finally opened up a bit of daylight between me and the guy whose entire contribution consists of "I like breasts".

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

he posts things other than that
but that's his passion
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

It's the only reason I keep him on :p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

what is this crap

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

How was Chas and Dave?

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)

alright ta, yeh
one of the support things werent too bad either but im fucked if i can remember their name
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Can't see
Where am I?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

You're living the dream Darth.
You are filling the number 2 slot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

FUCK YEAH
One place up on last time. So close to earning my first ever B3ta badge and asking someone to show me how to add it to my profile
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I think you were only on about 80 posts a day though and Noel clocked up 200

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Fuck me, that's impressive
I do enjoy these updates, thank you for compiling them :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

OfficeLOLZ

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Pffft.
*whistles innocently*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)