lunch is leftover chicken with tomato sauce and fettuccine
the only thing I look at with the news is on the search for Hailey Dunn, I search her name every day, last week was the first time there weren't any new articles about her
it made me do an extra large sad

never been on a train
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who is Hailey Dunn?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

A 13 year old girl that's been missing since December.
Her moms boyfriend said she was supposed to go to her dads and then to a friends but she never showed up at either place.

Apparently he's into slasher shit and they've found a ton of child porn on his computers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Children's obesity is really getting out of hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

leave the internet forever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Couldn't resist
She sounds like our maddie; forever in our hearts belgian sex dungeons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

i like to think a barren woman took maddie and she has a lovely life on a farm or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yep, that's what happned

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

that's what i figured because anyone that leaves their kids alone in a hotel clearly doesn't give a shit about what happens to them
so
it's a good thing she got picked up by someone so caring
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That's bollocks, I know plenty of people who were left in the car with th dog while their parents went to the pub
they all turned out fine, i was often left in hotel rooms, they were just very unlucky/cunning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Right. Think of a male B3tan who's not been on for a bit.

Then blame him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

bert, he's just flown back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Bob keeps changing his name.
Maybe he is trying to cover his tracks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Isn't Mistaspackkerman currently 'on his travels'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

He seems to cover all bases on the 'confused loner' chart

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

he's on the search
for the pearlescent mystery of milky pre-cum
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I've read it.
I can't unread it.

I hate you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

and that from someone who lives with your missus!
/prouds
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Just wait until you meet her in July.
Honestly, the stories on here are NOWT.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

One of the first threads I remember
-squeals-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Did anyone ever have, you know, abit of a chat with him over that particular claim

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

i certainly didn't
it amuses me no end that it is the one thread which horrifies everyone, despite the fact that so much worse gets posted on here daily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I think it was just the whole TMI thing.
You, luckily, did not have to experience Spak's crotch hanging out of a rather massive hole in his jeans all evening. I'm sure clendrix will gaz you the photo...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Lalalalalalalanotlistening!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Somewhere in America, too.
D'ya think..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

As much as I'd like this not to be true, what with all his precum problems ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Well a 13 year old is gonna need more lubing than an adult so that makes no sense...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

gross gross gross!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

This isn't your favourite area for jokes is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Nah, Spak's a pussycat really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Cat's can definately do that pre cum thing
so I hear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Bill blatantly

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

*Nods sagely*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Quite a thymely comment, I feel

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

You would think that you great (rose) Mary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Meh, it's just that time of the seasoning.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

these puns are in mint condition

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm afraid this is what it's cumin to

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Trains are fucking awesome, I'm not spotter but I like being around them.
Big, powerful, noisy, smelly... it's like I'm with my peoples.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

we've got a trolley
hope this helps
x
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Never been on a train!
You'll be telling us you have never been on a narrow boat next.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

too fat

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

*cries and waddles off to mummy*
I've got a hormonal condition.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

condition erection that only mother can sooth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You knows it.
;)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

haha fuck off
I don't even know what a narrow boat is
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

have a fucking guess...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

If I were to fucking guess I'd reckon that a "narrow boat" would be a canoe

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

This made me desklol
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=narrow+boat&wrapid=tlif130322751025310&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=937&bih=263
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

yeah I see that
they look positively charming!
I'd like to live in one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

They are mainly drivedn by murderers and people with beards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

i thought they were gypsy boats :((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

They kind of are.
Gyppoes with beards who do murders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

but not real murders, mystical ones like they're defending their family and such
not actual hunt you down rape/murder
right? *puppy dog eyes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

*pats head*
That's right. Nothing at all related to stealing lead of church roofs or children's bicycles from garden sheds. Or eating good Christian children who don't say their prayers.

Hang on, that last one's the Jews. Wrong hate group. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

there was a jewish man in my office this morning arguing about a $5 charge
stereotyping lulz
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

My boss
walks around his multi-million pound house turning the lights out on his kids whilst they're sat in the room. It's like he's trying to conform to every negative stereotype EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Gypsys are fucking arseholes, the only good thing to do witha gypsy on a boat is to scuttle it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I've known folks that have.
They leak constantly and are fucking tiny but it's nice being able to change your view at will.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

turn around you spaktard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Bonnie Tyler's X-Rated flop followup single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Why thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Do you have canals in Virginia, about 7 ft wide?
well, a narrow boat just slots in fine.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Jordan euphamismlols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Virginia Slims?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Roxy Music lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

i reckon they would, but around here everyone just wants to go TOOBIN' ON THA RIVER
fuck that
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Unless Toobin' can be used with the word sedate,
I doubt if the two are compatible.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

TOOBIN
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

that guy with the ball looks like an arsehole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)