How do!
*winks*
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm tired Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I've not had enough sleep over the last few days.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Are you all excited about the AV referendum on Thursday?
Is that keeping you up?

Evenin' Dogfucker. Evenin' all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I need to read both the 'no and 'yes' pros and cons. I've had my head in the sand about the whole thing.
Alright TD, how is ya bid'ness goin?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Too slowly for me
I go on a course this weekend to get my professional accreditation, then it's all systems go.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Good work!
Are your IT skills coming along at a rate at which you're happy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Incredibly yes
Taught myself an awful lot whilst sitting in a coach park in Blackpool yesterday for seven hours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'm ok.
I'm getting a bit stressed about the bash though. Thinking about what food to get and where everyone is sleeping etc
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

How many folk do you have bashing with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Quite a few on Friday and even more on Saturday : /

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:49, Reply)

How do get rid of the clagnuts come Sunday afternoon ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Easy. With one of these.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

The corpulent unwanted b3tan is more tenacious than that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:54, Reply)

send them all to stay at scaitcliffe hall

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Enzyme was going to stay there last year but the whole place was booked for a wedding.

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:53, Reply)

i wonder how they keep going
whenever we have a family event there, we seem to be the only ones there.

maybe this says more about the yorkshire side of my family, come to think of it...

there's todmorden old hall too, that's nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Bash Bash Bash!
That is all.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Who are dreading turning up?
You know the most boring or tedious or just plain old frighteningly socially crippled
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Unlike normal bashes, my bashees are hand picked for their looks, intellect and humour.

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:48, Reply)

And sometimes I turn up as well

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Have you ordered the big cage?
As I'm the bash equivalent of a dancing bear.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Thanks for the gaz!
I never realised that about them, gee whiz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:50, Reply)

*wiggles eyebrows*

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'd never realised that you were racist as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Don't forget my rampant homophobia.

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:56, Reply)

It's all cool, if you keep this up I'll nominate you for the s****t board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:59, Reply)

i would have liked to come
but instead am going to the BEST hotel on the beach in dorset, it's chocolate themed, and you get unlimited chocolate all day. i made sure we booked the white chocolate suite.

then i rememberered that i don't eat chocolate any more. FML.

had i been there, however, it would have answered rory's question for you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Why are you not eating chocolate anymore?

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

it reminds me of something i want badly to forget!
i'll get over it, but in the meantime i am relishing the emo-ness of it, because it stops me eating chocolate, which has got to be a good thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:56, Reply)

*Memories* Naked Piston in the chocolate fountain, a couple very much in love

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:57, Reply)

funnily enough
you can order your very own chocolate fountain in the hotel we're staying in. i could re-create the magic...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:59, Reply)

WHO'S BEEN STICKING THEIR NOB IN THE NUTELLA AGAIN?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaa
my flatmate loves the stuff, she'd never look at it in the same light again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I rekon you'd blow off at least one fat virgin with poor personal hygiene there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:53, Reply)

oooh are you going to be in dorset too???
woohoo, threesome!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Man I'll break out my FISTING gloves for that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

you mean your boxing gloves?
erm. maybe i'll just play with the chocolate fountain whilst you do my friend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Man / woman details please
Gaz a few intimate photos, it best not be munchy box time
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)

she has long dark hair and green eyes and big boobs
and irritatingly everyone always thinks we are sisters (my brother loves to wind us up by calling us "special sisters"). she lives in south manchester and has appeared in the odd story on here from time to time (most notably involving a tampon and anal sex).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Right I'm there, I'll try and have a wash but well you know, the six month stink has set in, and there's little that I can do about my virginity
You'll both fackin love it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I'll bring my warhammer game board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I didn't think Warhammer uses a board.
You tell me though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

huff HUff HUFF HUFF *WHERE@S MY INHALER*
www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod730814&_requestid=2182102
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

i have "guess who's naked"
which is a "hilarious" adult version of the kiddies' favourite (actually it IS funny that all the black guys have cocks like bratwurst and all the white guys have chippolatas), we can have a game-off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Racism AGAINST WHITES is never funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)

this is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

My willy is tiny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

there is no need to state the obvious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

yes there is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)

You'll be pwned by warhammer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

yeah yeah like you'd do anything after a MFF threesome involving unlimited chocolate
other than collapse on the floor and snore!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

there is an ocean right outside
and the room has a roll-top bath and a monsoon drench shower.

there is no excuse for stinking.

we'll just cover you in chocolate to mask the smell anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

get a room you two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

dude
can't you read? we already HAVE the room.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

You make a lovely couple.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

:D Thanks for the gaz, I'll ask my mummy if I can go

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

tell her we promise to have you in bed before 7

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:19, Reply)