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I've not left bed.I don't want to be outside at the moment. Outside means REAL LIFE.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:23,
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^thisand hello. Just in bed to avoid the world or not feeling well?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:24,
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Exams.Exams exams exams :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:26,
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work hard or you'll end up like mewhat better incentive can there be?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:57,
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real life is awesomeget out there champ
*punches your arm*
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:24,
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Are you being a life coach now Kristine?Go Team Lampito
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:26,
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Sorry to hear you're suffering with the bracesThey're horrible things. You'll get used to them.
As for going out, I will do... I just have little joie de vivre at the mo.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:27,
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why Thank You, Lampito!Stay in bed. Real life sucks.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:33,
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I have to leave at some point.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34,
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Real life is fucking rubbish.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32,
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Fear, mental exhaustion, stressI'm making things worse by avoiding them but I don't know what else I can do right now.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:28,
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You can MTFU and get on with itthen you'll feel better and can go skipping outside in the sun
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:30,
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Sometimes avoidance is the best tactic.I mean, look at me - that's what I do and it's done me proud.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:30,
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If this doesn't scare you into actionnothing will
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32,
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I cannot think what you mean here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32,
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Ha. It should do.I know I'm being stupid and compounding everything but there's also part of me that thinks any work I do now won't go in.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:33,
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Go and beat a lonely pensioner to death with a claw hammer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34,
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The weather's shit.Otherwise I'd go and drown myself in the duckpond.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:38,
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It's lovely and sunny in noorrrf laaaandaaan town(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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URGHI hope you burn to a crisp
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:44,
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I doubt it there's not wondows in my basementand I'm neither a vampire or ginger
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:52,
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Well Lampers if you don't want to end up like a failure dropout like methen you need to work hard. Then you can get a six figure salary and laugh at my pathetic pittance
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:35,
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Or she could simply marry a footballer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:36,
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hmm maybe I'll start hanging around White Hart Lane(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:36,
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The Emirates is no good to her though is itShe'd crush any single one of them to powder
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I will chop you up into little pieces and feed you to rabid pugs if you're not careful(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:40,
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Waste of timeIf they're rabid they won't care how little the pieces are. This lack of efficiency is exactly why you work 50 hour weeks
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I would imagine Ledley or Woodgate wouldn't need much crushing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:43,
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-narrows eyes-What do you mean by this?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45,
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That's Arsenal's footballers are made of porcelain and collapse in the face of the slightest degree of force, including, one would imagine, a damn good seeing to.
If Bobby was here this would be much funnier, he's a Gooner
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WhateverI didn't mean any offence to TGB, as I am coming to realise may have been implied. Just Arsenal Football Club, their players, staff and supporters.
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I will.I'll work in the evening instead. Doing 4-10 isn't as good as 10 til 5, but it's better than nothing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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Relax, eat well and remember that whatever happens at least you're not old and wrinkly like me.(
girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32,
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When things get really bad,I find repeating 'at least I'm not NakedApe' helps enormously.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34,
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I thought you preferred Uncle Logan(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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I'm quite impressed to have claimed to be related to one of the greatest rock'n'roll musicians of all time and Wolverine in the space of two posts (, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I fucking love Chuck Berry.'Maybelline' is one of my favourite records ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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You'll be welcome at any of our family get-togethers thenWatch out for cousin Halle though, she's gone mental since Catwoman
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Gloryholes, more like, you know what I mean, you know...... I wonder who here who doesn't know. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:55,
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You're doing the country a disservice by keeping this to yourselfImagine the lives that could be saved if you shared this suggestion with the Samaritans
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I have painted a likeness of you onto the pan of my lavatoryso that every morning I can and do pebbledash your hideous face with gouting torrents of spicy diarrhoea.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45,
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You dirty German bastardI bet you have a glass coffee table as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:46,
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