girl) am i pretty?
(boy) no
(girl) do u want to be with me forever?
(boy) no
(girl) would u cry if i walked away?
...................................................................................................(boy)...... No

she heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face

the boy grabbed her arm

(boy) your not pretty , your beautiful
(boy) i dont want to be with you forever, i NEED to be with you forever
(boy) and i wouldnt cry if u walked away, i would die!
(boy whispers) please stay with me
(girl whispers) of course

tonight at midnight your true love will reliase they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My name is Summer, I am 15
years old. I
have blonde hair and blue eyes. I have no nose or ears, my
body is...
covered with scars. Didn't I tell you ... I'm dead. My dad...
........................................................................killed me
with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not post this
on to
10 other pages or group......s in the......next 15 minutes, I ... will
appear tonight by your bed... with the kitchen knife that killed me, and I
will kill you. No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. It's
up to you if you re-post thisor not, but this is no lie. This is FOR
REAL! Now, copy this and pasteit onto the walls of 10 other pages
or groups........................
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

This post is being tracked.
The owners of this site have confirmed they will send $1 to the rescue fund for Haiti every time this post is replied too.
( Peej, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

honestly gonz
I get enough of this shit from my 17 year old emo granddaughter.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

You have a granddaughter?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

technically, mr b3th does
but I've known her since she was 5, and i've always considered her and her little sister as my granddaughters.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

High Interest Bonds and a dodgy ticker?
Reeeespect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

you know it

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Wait a sec, hold on just one gosh darn minute, you have a 17 year old grand daughter?
Seriously? Unless you're a Martina Cole character, you don't look anywhere near enough to have adult grandkids.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

GUESS WHAT I MADE YESTERDAY !?!?!?!?!?
Mashed potato (more like 'smashed', I only had a fork) with butter and english mustard and mature chedder.
AND saussages and mushrooms and onions in a creamy mustardy sauce using cream and maskapony and english mustard and salt and pepper..... it was so0o0o0o0o0o0oh nice, seriously.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

What cheese can you hide a horse in?

( Kroney, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Jamaica?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

a really big piece of brie

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

cottage

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

mascarpone
also, how do you get a bear to eat cheese? camembert.

and what cheese can you see in the mirror? halomi...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)