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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just follow your heart Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
i thought rory's heart belonged on a SATURDAY NIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)
and by "heart" i mean "cock"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Righto I've signed up then, make sure there's clean sheets on the bed, and I'm not interested in being disturbed prior to 11am for my cooked 'full northern Ireland' breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:30, Reply)
If you're serious then gaz me and I'll give you the details.
You'll have to get a b&b though as I'm all booked up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)
YES BUT I@LL BE THE STAR GUEST, I DEMAND A BED

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)
get her drunk enough
she MIGHT agree to share!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I already am : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Blousie.
Stop drinking cooking sherry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I'm on the Pinot Grigio darling.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Go Blousie!
I'm considering cooking some dinner in a bit. I'm being good at the moment and only damaging my liver on weekends.*


*Unless I get bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I was going to lay off the booze till the bash.
But then after I stopped laughing I opened a bottle of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)
What did you have for dinner this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Pasta with prawns and pesto.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
You do like your prawns don't ya!
Did you have desert as well, or were you straight on the vino
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I have icecream and blueberries but I didn't feel in the mood for them.
The wine is nommy though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Glad you're enjoying it.
And you've opened the bottle early enough that you can have a second bottle and sleep that off before tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
wow
you should work at AA with advice like that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I'd like to volunteer for the Samaritans.
My stock response to every problem would be, "have a shit. I always feel better after a good shit".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)
If they are still feeling a bit low you could pass the caller onto a supervisor
Who could suggest 'howay, have a tab as well bonnie-lad'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)
And a pint and a fight.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Would you end every call with
'Divvnt worry pet'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Take lots of pictures!
so I can perv on you all!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Will do : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I'm sorry Rory but you're too late signing up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:38, Reply)
RIGHT THAT@S IT YOU@RE DEAD TO ME

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Just gaz me you mong.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)
yeah!
treat 'em mean, blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)
How could I turn up after you've belittled and insulted me
I'd never live it down
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Are you trying to outgay Darth because you're doing a good job so far.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/23206#post23484
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
You are such a wuss.
But I'm not going to beg.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)
The damage has been done
My ears are stinging with the rejection of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23206
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)
One toasted semtex sandwich with HP sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:33, Reply)
also
clean sheets, my aunt fanny. what will you sniff then?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I bet BGB keeps a drawer full of panties in each room of her hizzo

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)

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