How fat are you?
Are you a fat sweaty mess that takes up two seats on the tube with an impenetrable fug of BO about you? Does your wife complain that she is no longer comfortable with being seen with you in public?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not quite.
Currently 6'3" and 16 st 9lbs. Need to lose about a stone and a half.

The tube is not a nice place in the summer for the larger gent.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:35, Reply)

You're in heart attack territory that's for sure, that summer heat on the tube will really pile the pressure on
Stay strong, but for goodness sake stop raiding the fridge after your wifes gone to bed and gorging your fat gob.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Oh Rory!
You're such a sweet guy to care.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)

*weeps*
Thanks mate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

It won't be a pretty sight, he'll have keeled over and be thrashing around in the aisle gurgling for his life, whilst the dispassionate morning commuters look on thinking Christ I hope they don't delay this tube because of that fat cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I love you like a fat kid love cake
/50
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Speaking of fat cunts.....
There's this fat girl that goes to my gym. AND SHE NEVER SWEATS!! I leave the gym looking like I've been dumped in a barrel of water and she just has a slight sheen on her face. Bitch!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Botox

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

She's one of the fat cunts that turn up, get changed, wander around the exercise area whilst surreptitiously munching on a mars bar or five for the 'energy' and then goes home lauding her gym achievements
Don't worry bgb she'll always be a fat cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

This^
I used to see loads of people at the gym doing this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

They seem happy enough

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Not when they had to pull their fat fucking pie-filled faces up the stairs after though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Annoyingly I have a link to a fat lion picture
I was waiting for the perfect storm of Rory and a fat thread to use it and now it's arrived and the link is on my home PC. Curses!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Aha!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That's my cousin Alfonso, or fat cunt as he's known behind his back

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)