I dream:
Of having my own restaurant, and all of the meat that we use comes from the farm that the restaurant is on. I have a dog called Corben Dallas and I have a profitable sideline as a film actor.

Oh yeah, DiT is here! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:25, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've thought of having a restaurant myself
but it's too hard work. You won't have weekends or holidays anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Ah, but once I'm MASSIVELY successful, I will employ other people and sod off to Barcelona or somewhere.
Or maybe I will buy my own house or something. And a Ferrari. And have my own TV show.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Yes, I thought of that too
Employ some people to do all the cooking and farming and waitering. But then... is that the reason why you open a restaurant? Just to get enough money to pay other people to do what you like to do?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Uh-huh.
I could then do it on my own terms - no-one wants to work weekends forever.

Besides, the pressure of presenting my own TV show would mean I would have to be away every now and then.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I still think it's too complicated
My brother loves cooking and tried this, and got fed up after a year of not being able of having any social life or money. I use his failure as my example. But eh, who knows, you might be the next Jamie Oliver.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

NO. DEAR GOD NO. I refuse to be associated with that fat-tongued git.
Maybe Marco. Or Heston.

Or Worrall-Thompson
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Nahh, do a Hugh, roughly 50% less of a cock that any of them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I think Heston is a sound bloke
poncy food perhaps, but he's pretty smart, and doesn't come across at all like a twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

It's the poncy food that irritates me, I just seriously do not see the need for it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

it's a luxury
there's no need for an awful lot of things. From what I hear his food tastes incredible, that alone makes it worthwhile.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I hate to call you a Northern Philistine...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

It's very easy when his idea of great food looks like this

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

What the holy hell is that?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

A light snack.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

That my friend, is Bella's Vagina.
otherwise known as a Munchy Box.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

That needs to be labelled NSFW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

^This
I liked the programme he did about the Children's Hospital food. Showed that he's incredibly creative and clever with food production - of course he can be called 'poncy' at his restaurant, but that sort of comes with the territory of being one of the best restaurants in the world.

I've eaten there. It's outstanding.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

eating there is a dream of mine
hopefully in the next year
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You won't regret it!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

This is more like it.
BIG plans!!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

YEAH! BOI!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

WORD UP DAWG!!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

If you had a restaurant I would eat your meat at least once a week.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I would let you have my secret sauce for free, too.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Hola BFF

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

OH IT'S YOU, IS IT?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

why yes, yes it is
Jiggles a bit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

THERE'S A GIRL! JIGGLING! ONLINE!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

totally jiggling right now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I've totally seen her jiggle in real life
I'm thinking of that right now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I'm jiggling right now and thinking about you thinking about me jiggling
It's good
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm grasping myself tightly.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Dude ! Let me shoehorn this link in here...
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/general/paulypops/the-real-food-festival-2011-%E2%80%93-earls-court/

Saw, bought, taste and smelt some amazing stuff this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Looks brillo!
I wish I could have gone...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

No worries, there is Taste London next month if you fancy, I'm deffo going.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)