I went to Venice last year.
Which was nice.

They are lazy though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wish they were lazy in Turin, instead they put a lot of effort into trying to kill us.
That was a right laugh. Not.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

It's the Turin breaks innit.
Musical lols.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Shut up Jeff.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Better than your jokes.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

The old bill
hate English football fans.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That's due to Liverpool fans having a track record for killing a number of opposing Italian fans over a game of football

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Didn't that happen in Belgium?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Liverpool fans behave like animals wherever they go
Murderers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

The turks killed one of theirs too though.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Turks always slice up one or two, they don't commit mass murder though

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Mass murder?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

39 Juventus fans died with 600 injured
It's only a game of football
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)

So Hillsborough was just karma then.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Too right
Scousers killing their own, and then robbing their wallets and pissing over them for good measure. They'll never walk alone to be sure.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

That reads like the article in the Sun
the day after Hillsborough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I always go out of my way to buy a copy of the sun whenever I'm in Liverpool
lololololololololololololololol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

i got chatted up by a guy recently
kind of nice, sort of funny, reasonably clever, good job, good-looking, blah blah. but he was from fucking WIDNES.

i couldn't do it. i'd be in bed with him and it would go like this:

"oh. oh god. oh oh oh my god. oh god, he's stolen my fucking watch."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Thieving Widnes bastards.
I went with a girl from Widnes once and I lost my watch too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

widnes smells funny
is there a rendering plant there or something? think there might be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

It's where they smelt
all the watches stolen from pretty London solicitors.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

ha ha ha
Turkeystuffinglols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

"Why have you got a bag of bricks and a mercedes bolt lock?"

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

"so i can get my hands on your best feature"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Later that day...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

In Rome you could tell they wanted to absolutely murder us.
Completely surrounded us for hours on end during the day, balaclava'd up with batons drawn just *waiting* for us to get out of line. But because for most of us it was our first European trip with football we were far too interested in just getting off our tits with our mates. Ended up dancing round them all for a bit, looking back I don't know how that didn't result in a baton over the noggin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

They've been known to have a dig for fun.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)