I've just come back from the post office to do my passport...
... fucking jesus christ, I've never seen such lifeless people before; behind the till. Despite checking my forms twice (as I filled it out wrong first time), the two people I delt with said maybe 6 words between them. And they worked soo slowly, christ all mighty, I've never seen anyone work in actual slow motion before.

They're so lifeless that I reckon if you murdered them, you would only get maybe 20% of your jail sentence.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why shouldn't you stand behind the devil in the Post Office?


Because he takes many forms.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Oh no
Sorry /offtopic, it is my turn for suicide. I just lolled at Chompy's joke, proper officelol too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Swallow paperclips until you rupture your gut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Chompicide

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I know
I've laughed at a Chompy joke, and clicked a Rory link.

I'm not sure, but I think those two things are harbingers of the End of Days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Nope
You also have to declare me attractive and Al thin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Not gonna happen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Of course not, it brings about the End of Days
It wouldn't be much good if the safeguards were likely to occur, would it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Ok, I laughed.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

That's actually a very good joke.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

See?
This is where I get all my best crap jokes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

^^joke about murder
I BET YOU THINK MURDER IS FUNNY, EH EH.
Insensitive prick, etc.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Stop it Wormulus, you're better than ... oh sorry, Kristine, my mistake.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

how very dare you
I never wear scarves
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Is that a racial joke 'cus I've been circumcised?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm from America, I'm a big fan of circumcision.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

female?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Yes she is.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

That's why she likes chopping bits of mens penis' off.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

No skin off her...nose?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Nice nose.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

How does she smell?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Faintly of soggy cheese and onion crisps

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

^^ JOKE ABOUT FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION
I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

ASHAMED OF YOURSELF HARDER THAN A TITANIUM ROBOT COCK
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Oh man, that passport is going to be well handy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)