b3ta certainly isn't a safe space.
I can see why she is upset, getting ditched by someone who can't meet women in real life.

Is your friend hot?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

not my type
but guys seem to think so
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Is she easy?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Straight to the point
Morning Al
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Morning ape
how's your heavily pregnant mrs?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Heavily pregant and staying in bed
She feels bad, but hasn't had a single day off due to pregnancy realted woes so i reckon she's due one.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Christ, if I could get pregnant I'd never be in work
it's the ultimate excuse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

That and periods
basically vaginas ftw
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

she's on Match.
she's certainly desperate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

no more so than anyone else

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Girls can't pick out hot girls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

100% fact.

( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Is that why all real lesbians are ugly?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Lesbians are just girls who can't get a man so give up and munch the tuna canoe instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Truefact!
So why am I not still a lesbian.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Because you have class.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

And love willies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Loving the willies.
It's what they were made for.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

because somewhere out there is the right man, just waiting for the wonderful BGB waltz into his life!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Darth?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

He said "man"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Bitch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Love you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I donno, the ones in the documentaries I watch seem alright looking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

they bloody aren't, trust me.
Although in couples, a really high proportion seem to have one stunningly fit one and one who has been properly set on fire and put out with the ugly shovel. Much more so than straight and gay male couples. Perhaps I can get some funding to research this...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I know a lesbian couple who are both pretty hot
Although one of them is a definite brown bagger, she has magnificent norkage.

Mental, though. MENTAL.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Well, if you let us have her name
We can register and all ask her out on a date.

She feels validated, we get laid. It's win-win, innit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

ha, like she'd tell me her match.com user name
she's not entirely stupid!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

It would take five minutes, even factoring in her loss of 2 to 5 years in age and description as 'cuddly'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

oof you're so cynical

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Gaz me the details and I'll strike comedy GOLD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

more than my life's worth
to set her up with a b3tan...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I see your point
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385889/Joel-Hardman-wore-female-rubber-mask-wig-spy-women-public-toilets.html
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Oh god....
i wonder if he had that beard whilst he was out perving
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

NECKBEARD!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Worst pirate ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

it's good that you escaped jail though!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

You've done it often enough.
You just don't want her hunting in your patch.
( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)