Aren't you a ray of sunshine today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Ignore him.
It's probably the anniversary of Himmler's death or something.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

i am, i thought i'd be nice today after yesterday's ugliness
If Monty doesn't like that he can kiss my hairy bean bag
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You're ugly every day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Himmler died in disgrace, he is not to be mourned

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Even more reason for Monty to be in a pissy mood.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Himmler was a fucking lightweight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

RIP Reinhard Heydrich
Never lacked enthusiasm
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Damn those SOE assassins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Cunt made it easy for them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I think they thought that fear of reprisals would prevent anyone taking him out.
Whether it was of benefit to anyone is a little questionable anyway - it's not like they pulled out of Czechoslovakia and said sorry after his assassination, is it? They just rounded up and shot a load of slavs and then someone else got Heydrich's job.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

And what a job!!!!!!
Amusing 3rd Reich tv version of 'the Apprentice' with tasks ranging from how many jews you can shoot in a forest in 60 minutes to how many jew hair wigs you can sell
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

How many 'limited edition' numbered skin-lamps you own etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Didn't they "ice" an entire village/town because of this.
Lidice or somewhere.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Quite a few.
Lidice was a real hissy fit over Heydrich.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

They bulldozed it and ground up the rubble I believe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Eichmann was the real deal.
*looks up at poster in admiration*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

who was the one who fucked off
with germany's entire supply of coke?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I wasn't even there. Honest.

(was it Mengele?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

no, it began with an "h"
my half-german ex, whose daddy actually was an SS officer, used to rave on about him when he got drunk (and boring).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I wouldn't find that boring.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'm sure you wouldn't
I'm also sure that Swipey will gladly give you his number.

Whether you'll be so happy about waking up every morning surrounded in shite is quite another matter though....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

goering, that was it!
from about 1942 onwards, he just absconded with the army's medical supply of cocaine and hooned it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

He was a massive caner.
During the Nuremberg trials he ran out of drugs, lost several stone and was suddenly really fucking sharp. Developed his habits following treatment for WWI iunjuries, I believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Blimey, how old was he if his father was in the SS?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Think of B3th's husband - but about ten years younger...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

his dad was in his 50's when he was born
and he was 40 this april (i think. haven't seen him in a fair few years, although he calls me regularly for sex when his wife is away. he's nice like that).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

ah, right, late kid
makes sense. I was thinking he'd be in his late fifties by now
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Was it Herman?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Herman the German?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

LOL my German teacher Mrs. Herman aka 'Herman the German'
LOLOLOLOLOL she was Jewish LOLOLOLOLOL
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

That's the one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)