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Randomburn 2011
I got my arse in gear. Random was hit, the first 17 tracks selected and they are burning as I write.

Who else from OT is taking part?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2011, 14:35, 126 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Not me :(
I thought all you had to do to enter was click on the calendar entry (because I'm stupid and I didn't read the text like).
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 15 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
So yeah.
WBM is attention chasing again
b3ta.com/questions/conversationkillers/post1202064
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Hahahaha
If it's wrong to laugh at internetmentalz, I don't want to be right.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:07, Reply)
why is she pretending to be a bloke?
Just read one of her QOTW posts, she had a splinter in her dick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Because she's a fucking loon.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Who will, if you aske her nicely, send pictures of her bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1197497
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Yeah, but bumhole pictures man.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)
and mortgage payments
i'd fucking love some of them
(Bazongaloid, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Fuckin hell!
b3ta.com/questions/conversationkillers/post1199224?highlight=answers-post-1199762

She just murdered her cat!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)
It was on the cards.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
You're a bunch of idiots.
You spend all day online feeding each others egos because none of you have lives/girlfriends/wives/husbands/boyfriends. Look at BGB, she throws desperation out there but can't get a guy cos she's too hideous a person.
(nolongernuts, Mon 16 May 2011, 1:47, Reply)
you should get one from
me in a few days
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I think it could be so much better if you made a mix-tape of your favorite songs rather than just random tracks in a random order.
It would have bought back the memories of pressing 'play + record' and timing it right just between the fades on the tracks.

And I've always said a movie version would have been good too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I am
I got Agnostic Antichrist as one of mine, I've added something special to his envelope.

Mine has 21 tracks, it's an interesting mix of stuff I like now and stuff I haven't really listened to in years.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Something Roy Hodgson related.
That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Sort of
Of course he might be genuinely pleased to receive it, but I admit I'm hoping for speechless apoplexy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
a mini makeup kit?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)
OMG
that would have been even better
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Was it the remains of The System that has been Smashed The Fuck Up by his ex?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I haven't.
I've been too busy being awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Hay Bee'gee'bee, how are you doing?
My body decided to stop hurting me today, which is so ace, but now I feel so drained that it feels like I'm getting massaged on any body part I think off. And quite naucious all over too. But I think I'm coming to the end of feeling so bad though, maybe in a day or two I'll be back to normal?

Sorry for whineing on and on about it on here.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)
No worries Gonz.
It can't be any fun being a martyr to your intestines. Glad you're feeling better : )

I've been good today. Off on holiday on Wednesday and everything is ready.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Tenerife?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Have fun.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Have a good time!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Thank you.
I won't get up to any shenannigans has I'll have my nephew with me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Cheers, I really don't like being broken.
Where are you off too? Anywhere nice?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)
You're going to Yup?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I wish I was going on bloody holiday.
This weekend has been utterly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Dull domestic stuff, mostly.
I hate being tied to the house at a weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)
So did the Doctor
haha I made a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Maybe DG could have deleted some rooms to make the domestic stuff less of a chore
*follows the theme of your very clever joke*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)
*deletes Jeff from the Internet*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I've been archived.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)
or maybe
BARKived
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx3tXw7TU58
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)
love it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:46, Reply)
K9 and Company was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:11, Reply)
i remember it being good, but I was young
I'm not going to watch it now as you are probably right
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I'm sure DG will confirm that it was shit.
I don't remember very much about it if I'm being honest. But the titles looked shit. So it stands to reason.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)
It was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)
a Dr Who joke!
woo, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I've been getting everything ready for the bash.
When I get back from holiday I just have to sort out the food.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)
It's 18 songs, surely?
My play lists are done, track listings written out, extra gifts organised. Now I just need to burn the actual CDs. I was goingto do it today but I ended up sleeping all afternoon instead.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)
18 was 2 minutes over so I got rid of one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I will forgive you then
as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I had to put a shortened version of one track on mine because of that
I would have deleted, but I'd already made the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Why 18?
I did a random 25 tracks, dragged it all into the burn window, deleted 3 of the same artist appearing twice so that later tracks moved up onto the CD, swapped in a track I wanted to put on it and then burned that puppy.

Which ended up being 21 tracks as most were fairly short.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)
It's always been 18 tracks
I don't know, though. If you can get 21 tracks on a CD, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)
i guess it all depends on length of track
and quality of recording
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)
I want to know who's sending me one
will I get terrible pop, some drum and bass which is probably good but I don't like, some country and western or mongolian throat singing?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)
I love Mongolian throat singing.
I heard it on a KLF track. Not sure I could listen to a whole album full of it though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)
My friend had some in in the car once
it was pretty amazing. Can't remember what the band was called, though. Throughout the whole album it was surprisingly varied
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)
If you were getting one of mine
there would be mellow easy listening, followed by terrible pop, followed by rap, followed by blues.

But you're not, so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)
awww
you aren't getting one from me, either :( maybe next year
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Not me, too lazy
I'm just recovering from my fall still
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)
fall? what did you fall off?
are you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)
I tripped outside Debenhams
and did a proper comedy fall
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)
oh, silly :(
you didn't get too bashed up, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Just quite dazed
and my foot swelled up a bit. Kind chap helped me up, dusted me down and collected my things for me though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)
if your life was a rom com
you'd be in love with him by now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:07, Reply)
No, he'd be in love with her
and why wouldn't he be?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Because he probably thinks she was drunk.
That would be my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)
yeah, the whiff of gin
might not help
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)
Because I'm a clumsy student
with hair just on the verge of needing a wash and a face in dire need of makeup :)

Actually he did have absolutely amazing eyes though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:11, Reply)
in your head
in his you were like some delightfully scatty* young lady


*not poo scatty btw
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I'm glad you added that last bit haha
but it was very nice of him, he offered to give me a hand to to somewhere I could sit if I needed to.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)
...on his 'knee'?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)
on his face more like

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)
huh huh huh
contrives to fall over near hot guys more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:21, Reply)
He was out of age range
and far too gentlemanly to think any such thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:33, Reply)
better luck next time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Clumsystudiustypelols

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)
It was very funny for other people to watch
I am certain.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)
I think I will next year.
But my music is awful...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)
awful is relative

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)
also: relatives are awful

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)
Mine aren't.
Mine are lovely. Especially my in-laws.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)
OK, perhaps not awful
but, well, troublesome
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)
are you calling Roota troublesome?
Scally, certainly, but not necessarily 'troublesome'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)
really? she strikes me as the troublesome type

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)
ummmmmmm
I'm telling.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)
uh oh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)
No one likes a grass.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)
cows like grass
also sheep like grass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)
Also, finally bought a crochet hook today.
Want to give up schmokin' so need something to do with my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)
sweet!
what you going to make first?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)
A tab made out of wool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Believe it or not
That was what I was planning.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:21, Reply)
I choose to not believe that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)
Umm not sure, probably going to get some cheap wool and practice shapes and shit like that
get the hang of the stitches. Then I have a few projects in some books, so will make something from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)
big long scarf shaped things using double stitch are a good start
then try increasing and decreasing a bit. Once you can do that you can make all sort of things like cthulus and eyeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Monty likes grass
but only when MDs aren't available.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 May 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Do I indeed?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)
*runs*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)
My mum is awesome.
Seriously awesome. She got me presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Wrist brace?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)
No, I got him one of those
Trufax, the picture even looked like a fisting diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)
I've had to put the heating on : (
Where did the summer go?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)
where does any good time go?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)
Those sum-meer niiiiii-iiii-ghts,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Wine is great for warming your cockles.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Good work Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Fanku : )
*keeps the side up*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I've been hankering after a bar of chocolate ALL DAY
So after I've cooked my dinner, I'm going to go and get one.

But what bar do I go for Blousie, I need your help. I don't want to stand in the shop browsing the chocolate treats like a child who has just got their pocket money. I need to be decisive.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Dairy milk with nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Fruit and nut or just nut...
Missing out of the fruit bit seems a waste to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Just nut.
I hate fruit and nut.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Okay.
I'll get a whole nut daily milk thing. Unless something else jumps out at me (I'm a sucker for anything 'limited edition').
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)
oo, like that white chocolate with strawberries in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Tell me more about the white chocolate with strawberries in it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)
it was white chocolate, right
only there were bits of strawberry in it. Oh so yummy. I think it had a blue and white packet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)
You've no idea what it was called I suppose, or who made it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Just get some chocolate and stop fannying about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I need to have my dinner first.
If I have chocolate before my dinner, I won't want to eat my meal will I!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Get a finger of fudge.
Sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)
You're thinking of the Milky Way.
But neither the Finger of Fudge or the Milky Way will satisfy my desire for some chocolate.

I'll get a small bar of whole nut.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Should I walk round to my brother's to feed his cats? It's only 5 minutes walk, so car seems excessive, but on the other hand it's not warm and it looks like rain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
it'll do you good

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Walk it you bender.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Does the walk take you past the offy or the chippy?
If you've no chance of getting yourself either a bag of chips or a bottle of wine, you might as well drive.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Well that seems fairly unanimous not counting Jeff
I'll treat myself to a bottle of Bomber when I get back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

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