I'll have to shit this thread out...
I haven't met any b3tan's in real life.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

was that deliberate?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Compooter error I'm afraid

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You mentioned a 'girl' that you're noncing, did we establish an age as yet?
11 is still continental legal aint it??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I still reckon she's only just legal.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

What on earth have I missed now?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

*Yawn* another self confessed board nonce

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

God they're everywhere these days.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

*dons tinfoil hat*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Bustin' out the hymen

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It's marriagable in Gyppo-land.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*buys ticket to Uxbridge*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

They keep it to themselves, for that we should be thankful

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

According to some internet i saw it certainly is in Belgium

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

She wears glasses
And once smoked a cigarette. I guess that passes for 'old enough' on the continent.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

No, she needs glasses
I refuse to believe someone with corrected vision would sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

you don't have to meet them to be in the thread
for instance, you could've thought Rory was a real lion
but then realised there's no way because lions paws would only smash the keyboard and all his sentences would look like this: 0 ☺ 188
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( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

By this logic I am an elephant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

He could have a Lion head-dobber woven into his mane

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

man, I glanced at that and thought you'd been mauled by a lion that had then taken over your computer....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I didn't mean to alarm you!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

it's ok
you weren't to know that I have a terrible fear of people being replaced by lions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'll be sure to remember it now!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Fuck me!
A lion that can type - better than NakedApe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

it's a documented fact that elephants use their trunks to dig shit out of other elephant bums and eat it
you just remember that
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

*remembers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

When was the last time you came across a spacedocking elephant

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

NSFEW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h5ZLo-GO9E
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

ARGH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1203445
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Nicely done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

ithangyew

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I always knew that NakedApe was a dirty cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Eeww
Kristine, I work with three elephants, and now they all think I'm a bigger Scat-Monger than Kroney.

Can you please put NSFEW on links like that in the future.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Thank you!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Me either.
I'm not at all sure I'd want to.
( Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)