al ignored my tax-baiting
most unfair.

god, how long have you got. i do daft things every day of the week. last night i was a bit drunk and remembered i hadn't seen my car for quite a few days, so got the taxi to drop me off where i thought i'd parked it. i hadn't. i panicked a bit and made him drive me round in cirlces until i found it. an extra fiver and i am sure he thought i was just trying to extend the delightful time in the back of his not remotely pungent cab.

this week i am loving aimee mann, as always, but her lyrics are either bitter or nonsensical. "i want you, but you're a poltergeist, i want you, and now i've said it twice." WTF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I fell down the stairs again earlier.
*facepalms*

Secret Shame song? Not telling.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

My mate managed to slip on some dog sick at the top of the stairs
and hit every one of them on the bumpy way down. Ouch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

that is staggeringly funny
My mum and I once heard my dad fall down our stairs in a similar fashion, though no dog sick was involved.

We didn't even see it - just heard the thump-thump-thump as slid down. The sound can even now send the two of us into apoplectic hysterua.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

yeah that's usually what happens to me.
my slippers don't have a lot of grip and I just go down the stairs...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

We dont take the piss out of him at all for it
The fact that he recently fell down the stairs again leads me to believe he is pregnant and doesn't want the kid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

princess di lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Like the eastenders theme

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

It wouldn't have been funny if he just fell down
but dog sick makes it hilarious.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Yep, we thought this too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I used it in a later argument.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

oh goddammit
you two timing bastard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

*sticks out tongue*
*places thumbs on temples*
*wiggles fingers and blows a raspberry*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

oh god al
you make me so secretly, shamefully, sopping wet sometimes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)