are we supposed to discuss the exploding melons or that it's the best thing you've heard all day?
in other news, due to being unbelievably drunk last night I've decided to start my "videographer business". I don't even know what a videographer is, but I'm only doing it because I have a video camera, and I know a girl that has a photography business since she's bought a camera, so I can do it too right?

alt: I had a sloppy joe last night. They're quite good with ketchup.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What is a sloppy joe?
Or did you just suck off a trucker named joe?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I want to know this too
They get brought up all the time in american shows, and they sound disgusting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

i thought it was some kind of hotdog?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

they look disgusting too
but they are oh so good
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

It's like a burger that hasn't been shaped into a patty
It's actually pretty nice if you use good meat and spice it heavily.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You're a whore and I hate you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_joe
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'm so glad I haven't had lunch yet.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Looks like a bolognese sandwich,,,

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Exactly what I thought.
Or cottage pie meat with a bit of tomato sauce in.
Mmmm mince n' onion gravy... and mash.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

So it's essentially a burger
that they didn't make into a patty before they cooked it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

sloppy wet meat
and dry bread do not go together.

surely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

If you toast the bread first, they do though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

what a ridiculous thing to say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

it's a texture issue, i just don't get it
like people who eat peas WITH their mash, for example. or crisps and peanuts in the same mouthful. it's just weird.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Peas and mash = win

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

It's almost as if she was writing a comment about a sloppy joe
but in her head she was thinking about a big hard cock which she had spent ages slobbering over and her dry and barren vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

al
if you find vaginas are dry, you're definitely doing it wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Mr Phil E Cheesesteak disagrees.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

that's not what you said last night :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

contra-texture=win

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

fuck that nasty shit
no no no
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Pate and crisp sandwich?
It's the future.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY NEW VIDEO RECORDING BUSINESS???!!!!
validate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Are you a good vieographer Kristine?
I reckon you could make a fortune filming amateur porn. You don't even have to tell the subjects that you're doing it, give it that feel of authenticity.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

definitely, I have a brand new digital video camera

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

What do you want to videotape first?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm not sure!
Maybe I could get a nice minute long video of the rain and put some music in the background then some text....like a poem of some sorts.
Just as a debut.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Maybe film a plastic bag in the wind while you're at it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I'm going to tape a poptart to the side of my dog and a rainbow to her arse and let her run around and see what happens

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

£250 right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Best. Idea. EVER.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Harry Hill will be all over that shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Comedy pets
Or deaf old people.

Or people hurting themselves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I want to be taken SERIOUSLY.
I wonder if the President will let me follow him for a day....
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Are you a member of Al Qeada?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

The first rule of middle eastern terrorist group is...etc

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I thought you said SERIOUSLY?
Perhaps there is an unarmed man cowering in a filthy room that you could film being shot and then Obasama could pretend to be horrified watching it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I don't want to be taken THAT seriously. FFS.
I guess Al has the right idea. I should start shooting porn.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Good money.
Even if you have to distribute it yourself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

That's your plan, right there.
1: Videos of deaf old people hurting themselves by tripping over comedy pets.
2: ???
3: PROFIT
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

you should film yourself lipsynching to Green Day, When September Ends
then as finale cut yourself and bleed on the lens so the blood mixes with your tears.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

This
I also think AA should make a cameo appearance at the end
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

but he's all the way over there!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Zoom lens innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I do have a pretty good zoom.
But the picture gets all shakey in zoom. Guess I need to get a tripod! I'm sure all the great film makers have one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

But does he have the high top fade and codpiece?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Funniest and most correctly-named singer ever.
Not like that liar Barry White.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)