It's quite good actually isn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You really do yourself no favours.
Having said that, mr b3th, whose favourite films are anything with guns, bangs and explosions, will drop everything to watch Ghost, Beaches and Pretty Woman.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Quick Quiz
Who thinks Julia Roberts is pretty? I think she is a right moose
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

You are correct.
Ten points to Griffindor
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

She just looks wrong
I can't quite place what it is about her though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

long neck
huge mouth, bad hair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Ahhh
She is a giraffe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

GrYffindor
Call yourself a geek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Potter is shite as well
It reads like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

They were fab
I used to chuffing love those.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

That reminds me
there's Gryffindor and Slytherin, and I remember Hufflepuff because it has all the FABULOUS wizards - what's the fourth one, the one for non-entities?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Ravenclaw, where the proper brainiacs go
Hufflepuff was for the ones who weren't especially brave, clever or devious.

Beating off birds with a shitty stick, me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

birds flies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Fucks sakes Sporters
Getting me all excited with the mention of the word "quiz"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Apologies my friend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Not good enough
Quiz questions. NOW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Pop Quiz hotshot
No internet searches allowed

1. What is the official name of the Columbus Archipelago
2. In Star Wars, what is the name of the home planet of the Ewoks?
3. Chewbacca, what was his home world called?
4. How many standard wine bottles make up a Nebuchadnezzar?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

1.Uzbekistan
2.Stuffed vine leaves
3. Steve
4. 14 pounds of bacon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

5 out of 4 for Ape

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

WINNA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I'll answer 2 and 3 now to prove I haven't looked them up
2. Endor, although I've got a bad feeling you're going to say "that's the MOON - what's the PLANET?"
3. Kashyyyk

As for the others, well, I will answer them in a moment, but first, look at that giant distraction behind you!

Do I get a bonus point for knowing the quote in the header is from Speed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Go on then, I'm feeling kind today
TO BALANCE OUT THE MASSIVE RACISM

3/4
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

1. Don't know
2. Endor
3. Kashyyk
4. 24
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

2/4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

And one back at you
What is the showbiz name of Carlos Estevez?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

The Sheen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Aw man! I leave the internet to do actual work for five minutes and l miss a quiz
Stupid boss expecting things to be done.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Here you go Bill
1. Who is the only man to have won three Oscars for acting?
2. Who was the 16th President of the United States of America?
3. What is the chemical symbol for potassium?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Sports answers
1. Denzel Washington at a guess
2. Abey Linc
3. K
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Two out of three, both of you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I'll pick Jack then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

And with no help whatsoever
Well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Here you go
1) Jack Nicholson I think
2) No idea, maybe van Buren?
3) K
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Dammit, missed another one
*skulks off to a trivia board far far away*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a nerd.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Answers
1. Galapagos Islands
2. Endor
3. Kashyyk
4. 20
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Beaches?!
Jesus. I've nowt against chick flicks but that's just bollocks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

They are all shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'll see your absurd generalisation
and raise you Roman Holiday, Adam's Rib and Gone With The Wind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Not seen any of them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You haven't seen GONE WITH THE WIND?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Frankly my dear
I couldn't give a fuck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Haven't seen it, have no inclination to see it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

It's shit, bent as fuck and seems interminable.
People who like it are space-docking homos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

^this
so much this. One of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune to see the entirety of. A turgid, overly-long soap-opera
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

But, Monty, it's borderline racist in parts!
You like racism!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

If it was a Ku Kux Klan snuff film I might enjoy it, But it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I imagine you're quite the fan of Birth of a Nation
Must have been quite the event, the release of that. Tell us about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Is that a Barry Norman quote?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Yup.
Whilst in Lancaster a couple of weeks ago Lusty pointed out that you can buy Barry Norman pickled onions - the label is made to look like a reel of film. If you can name a weirder 'celebrity' food endorsement I won't burn your house down with you in it tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Might be his own take on Paul Newman's salad dressing range
Barry fucking loved the Newman.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Maybe it is, but that's not enough to stop my torching 'Bill Clay's' house tonight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

With the amount of damp in the walls I'd applaud the effort
How about Smokey Robinson's Pot Roast - The Soul Is In The Bowl
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

That's not moisture. It's petrol. I've been planning this for years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

It's a brave man that'd walk into my town with a can of petrol
Make sure you're discreet when you light it though, they've had to alter the Olympic torch route so as not to spook the locals.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

1. Shit
2. Fucking shit
3. Utter and complete fucking shit


Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)