Cheese and quorn ham on rye.
And probably some Haribos.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:54, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

BGB!
Other than a Badger and a Wookie, is there anything I can bring to your OMGBASH! I feel I should bring something other than some gin and some tonic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Limes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

black pudding limes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

MOAR CAYKE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Rubber sheets!
My others are at the dry cleaners.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Blousie, Blousie, Blousie...
The words 'quorn' and 'ham' do not go together. In fact, the only words that should go with 'quorn' are the words 'is shit and tasteless, and why don't go and have some real meat, you tree-hugging poof'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Not until all the beasts of the land are treated with care and consideration until such time as they are gently put to sleep.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Hippy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

My thoughts exactly
I might being a live pig and slaughter it in her living room.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

fatty hi fives

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Freudiansliplols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Haha!
Squeal like a pig bubba.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I will trust you to gently put Al to sleep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

humanely suffocating him with your BOOBS

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

It's no more than I deserve

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Roberta Flack's X-Rated followup single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

One time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

then the rubber sheets can prevent staining

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:10, Reply)

ham on rye
Sounds like a idyllic market town.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

WOO QUORN HIGH-FIVES

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

...BUT CAN'T QUITE REACH HIGH ENOUGH DUE TO WEAKNESS CAUSED BY FAKE MEAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Fuck off I'm on a diet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:25, Reply)

So am I,
these cunts don't understand the pain, with there constant food threads.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Actually, this Quorn chilli is fucking boss, I made it myself.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I got a recipe for turkey mince chilli I might have to try this weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Dessert spoonful of black treacle prior to serving.
Said it before, will say it again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Not diet friendly is it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

One spoonful will be fine surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Well if I keep saying that what's the point of the diet?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

A diet that is too rigid cannot be stuck to for any length of time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Of course it can, will power man
(and the restrictive part only lasts two weeks)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Denying yourself everything nice is not good though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

It's only two weeks, how much of a hedonist are you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

If it's only for 2 weeks
then there is no point in doing it at all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Like Al says

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I had last weekend off, but it does mean I've only lost 1lb so far this week

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I haven't actually weighed myself.
before or during. I probably should have done that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Use Marmite instead.
Totally not fattening at all. Neither's soy sauce.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I'm made a perfectly serviceable Quorn chilli a few times.
I don't mind it at all - but it's more expensive than meat...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah, you have to wait for the offers and buy loads.
Nana often buys me some, btu she fucked up royally and bought me 'Asda Meat-Free' this week. I tasted a bit.
a) it's CACK and b)it's not a speedy metabolism food like actual Quorn so it can fuck off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

That stuff is rank : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Oh Blousie why did she do it?
I'd have had two large bags of Quorn if she hadn't bought me that.
I sound ungrateful but WHY????
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

They just assume it's all the same stuff.
Her heart was in the right place. Bless!
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

it's ok though, because she's on about me losing weight
so when I said "Ooh it's not speed food on Slimming World, but is is a 'free' food..." she said "Oh no way, you need weight loss, not staying the same. I'll never get it again!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)