Alright al?
Have you packed yet even though it's only Thursday?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wasn't even going to bother packing on Saturday
It's only one night, I can sleep in my pants and smell on the way home.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I need to pack on account of going down tomorrow.
However I'm utterly fucked so it can wait until tomorrow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Yeah, never bother doing anything right now
if there is any chance you can put it off until later, and ultimately avoid doing it entirely. It's a good philosophy to live by.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I've been on two nights out in a row
and have barely slept for four nights. I'm getting old, al.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I can't really do two nights in a row any more
Unless I can spend pretty much the whole of the following day either in bed, or in the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

They weren't long nights, though.
Last night was a leaving do and I had food, 3 pints and 3 glasses of wine, and got the ten o'clock train home from Newcastle. Tonight was a get together with people from uni, and I was driving and home by 9.

I hope to make up for this at the weekend, of course.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Oh man, I thought you meant like proper nights out
with actual drinking.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

God, no.
Pleasant enough evenings, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Woohoo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I am going to leave my potent man scent all over your house
so in a few weeks time, you'll move something, get a whiff of me, and just leak all over the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

hahahaha
POTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

You do realise that it's going to have to compete with the missus' gastric emissions?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

You have no idea how arousing I can be when I put my mind to it Davvers, no idea at all.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Will you rub some of my shirts around your nether regions so I can get the full blast of your man scent at work?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Scat turns you on?
Er cool
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Talking about the front nether regions Rory as you well know you little scamp.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Dunno, most men are messy wipers, if you get my drift

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Everyone downwind gets your drift.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Don't project your own inability
to defecate in a largely clean fashion Rory.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Depends on your choice of bog roll though.
I bought some Kleenex triple velvet a couple of years ago because it was on special offer. I honestly thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my own arse after using it. Appalling stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

it works for this lady too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnYN-ULkQg
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Genuine lols

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

she's a keeper

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

me too :)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)

That is fucking excellent.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

That is brilliant.
I'd forgotten about the word 'gowl'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

hahahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)