I think I might end up getting naughty stepped
www.b3ta.com/questions/bestandworstfood/post1217274

www.b3ta.com/questions/bestandworstfood/post1217376#answers-post-1217466
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:14, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh Al you are such a card!
EDIT: What's the fantasy lives bit about?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

WBM/Batshitmentalist flounced
a few weeks later, a wholesome American dude called "Rogerthestarfish" appeared, talking about his trip to Manchester (he lived in the US in a place called "Farmville") and how he had proposed to his girlfriend Crystal.

Roota had her suspicions, and lo and behold "Roger" wasn't Roger, but WBM.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ahh, I thought she just changed her name to avoid the likes of Al!
I wonder if she is reading this thread right now....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You are certainly living 'la vie dangereux' there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

*whistles*
Bloody hell.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Careful now al,
that's veering towards the Bert end of the spectrum.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Oooooo, harsh.
The first is, admittedly, a cheap shot.

But she really does have some serious problems.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You are definately the person to help her through them
I think it's called "tough love"...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

What can I say, I feel like I have a calling.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Al's psychotherapy - if it doesn't kill it cures!*
*no refunds due to trips to KFC,mortgage payment, broken windows, or loss of earnings due to feeding cats monies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

If it doesn't kill - he'll send round Chompy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I wonder if it would help her to know that they sale Caramac bars across the road from me?
I'm not saying it will help, the death of one's beloved mother is a very hard thing, but I really like Caramac.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

And they do grape'n'lychee flavoured tic tac, which might also help.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

You should mention the Yop too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Caramacs taste like sweetened smegma

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

How do you know?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I'm half and half on this
I don't mind people joking about my mother, because frankly, I'm a sick motherfucker.

But if someone was still upset about it, I wouldn't dare joke about it with them, it'd be very cunty.

The only reason I'm not telling you that you're a massive cunt is because I think she's a complete knob, therefore I don't give a shit what she thinks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

What happened to your mum, if you don't mind me asking
feel free to tell me to fuck off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I don't mind at all fella
She killed herself after I listened to Green Day too much died of cancer in 1996
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You don't mind that your mum died of cancer?
You cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I think you might be onto something, I'm just going to burn a Spice Girls dvd and send that in the post to Monty's daughter.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Step back, Al
THIS is harsh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Bad times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Shit happens, innit?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'd start thinking up a new username if I were you Al
If only you had previous experience in this field
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)