Hello everyone! I haven't been here in a very long time but I am in dire need of all of your help
I have been up all night rallying people together to vote for this, please please please please please bloody vote


www.co-operative.coop/join-the-revolution/gioto-garbage-slum-project/

We jumped about 200 votes last night into second place and we’re only 300 away from being first.

It’s a project set up by my best friend who was teaching in Africa at the beginning of the year. I’ve been working really hard with her to raise money and going into schools etc and the money from this would be absolutely fantastic. I won’t bore you with details, all the info about it all is on that link.

And this here’s a little video to watch if you ain’t busy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCI05evEIV0

We’re being beaten by the Middleton Popstars Academy of performing arts, whose goal with the money is ‘through our workshop & performance we aim to reflect the unique abilities, opinions of young people’ At least vote for us to stop that from EVER happening, ever.
(i should have joined myspace, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:42, 69 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You have to suck off darth for us to vote for that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Can I put my usual SPAM thread in here?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Only if you vote.

(i should have joined myspace, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Oh don't get Al started about 'voting'. Please God.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Nah, I think it's fair enough

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Fair enough
I shall stand down then
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

STOP COCK-BLOCKING CHOMPY, AL.
Since his radical weight-loss, he's on the BEAVER PATROL and no mistaking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

YEAH
I voted now and everything,
proof: www.b3tards.com/u/bd1b96752d74d6c46c1a/votes.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Hang on the one about biking in Manchester looks far more deserving.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

There's a visual joke in that link, but unless I point out it's there no one will get it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Undercrackers

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Hahahahhahahah that's top quality

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Is it to do with MCR being shorthand for "My Chemical Romance"?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Oh I see, that is brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Haha, nice one

( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Best way to evade police cars in an urban environment innit blud

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

you should put the bit at the bottom of your post in bigger type
that's the main reason I'm going to give you my vote.

or I would if you didn't have to sign up to do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Your username is very fitting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Is your best mate well fit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

yes, with massive boobs

(i should have joined myspace, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Tits or it doesn't happen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Cool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Can you ask her if she wants to go to see Hawkwind in Aylesbury tomorrow night please?
Thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Just voted.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

*something about NICK CLEGG*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Fuck off.
I fucking hate the families of Gioto Garbage Slum - they deserve everything they get. And more. The fucking cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

True but I hate performing art school cunts even more so I've voted for them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I don't know who to hate more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Performing arts schools plez.

(i should have joined myspace, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I like you

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

seriously?
I know you hate the families of Gioto Garbage Slum, but come on; Middleton Popstars Academy...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

If Middleton win, i hope the building collapses killing all of those "stars"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

So do I.
With you in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

FUCK YOU
Not really...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Well, you're a girl.
Therefore I will pretend to agree with what you're doing here, click on it, then share it on /links, proclaiming it has 'interesting points'.

And then, it all begins again...

So...you ever been to a bash?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

ha ha,
I was telling someone you were getting better the other day they didn't believe me. But it's true.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Thank you
I have my moments, it seems
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

That's certainly one of them. Top marks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'd agree that they are becoming more frequent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I think using dance as a medium to mould and positively influence young people's lives is incredibly important.








BAZINGA!
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

In your case I'd say 'GAZONGA' might be more apt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

In my case I'd say 'AWOOGA' might be more apt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

YOU HAVE LARGE BREASTS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED THEM.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'M GLAD YOU'RE GLAD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

He is referring to your mammaries.

( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Misty water-coloured mammaries.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

haha! you buffoon.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Cool, they get to relate more to Oscar whenever Sesame Street is on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Oh, I'd love to help
but I'm afraid the performing arts and, particularly interpretative dance, are some of my favourite ever things. I just can't take the risk that, by supporting you, I stop some 18 year old from believing, truly believing, that they are capable of making it on the stage only to realise later, after failure after crushing failure, that the sum total of their life's experience will be bitterness and disappointment.

Sorry.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

But they're all just fat, carnival tap dancers

(i should have joined myspace, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Then their misery will be all the sweeter.

( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Transl: 'I FREEZE MY SHITS AND USE THEM AS 'ORGANIC DILDOES'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Thanks for looking out for me Monty
but I don't need a wingman. I have a girlfriend and besides, it's generally good form for me to invite them out for a drink, get to know them a bit, engage in small talk etc before violently reaming them with a frozen faecal dildo.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

A 'brown wingman', if you will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I like the third one in the list.
The one that insinuates that Mancunians are too thick to learn to ride a bike the usual way and thus require special instruction.

I'm voting for that one.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Steal them, yes, ride them, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Have you seen the herds Monty?
Teenage thieves coming down from the first flush of a successful bike theft, forlornly pushing them away from the scene of the crime?

Breaks the heart, it does.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

If you think that's bad, you should see them try to fly a plane

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

They need to be taught to cycle 'side-saddle' so they are able to shoot people with more accuracy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

...
I'm a Mancunian.
I can't ride a bike.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Sadly it looks like people don't give a shit.
They'd rather sponsor prancing fairies and starving darkies.
( Kroney, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I registered
but while it accepts an email with a + in, and sends a verification email, the + breaks the verification link and thus it won't let me log in.

So they can fuck off. I sent them a mean email about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Fuck it
Done. Nothing against kids here gaining confidence, but I'll be fucked if they're going to do it with shite pop.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:29, Reply)