I live in Germany
The standard of living is way higher than the UK. I have a 74sm apartment with 15sq balcony for €650 a month including all bills. It's 15 mins to work. The beer is good. The people are interesting and there are billions of places to go out.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But the country is full of sausage eating Germans.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

They are a lot nicer than most English people.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Indeed
I find Germans very friendly and open actually.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

+ when they're not invading Poland.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You've got to look past tiny character flaws Davros.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I'd better watch myself
otherwise there'll be a horde of /talkers accusing /OT of racism again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I know, you gas a few Jews, you never hear the end of it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

They were only having a laugh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

But they never used laughing gas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

That was their first mistake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)

They only did that the once*
everybody's allowed to make mistakes.


*for the purposes of this post I am classifying the Teutonic Knights as without nationality.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I quite agree. I remain impressed with their langugage skills as well.
The problem I had on my last visit to Germany was that 2 of the people I was travelling with were Jewish and they struggled to find things they wanted to eat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Well that's there own stupid fault.
They could easily have had chicken or beef in pretty much every restaurant I've been to.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

It is even possible to make SAUSAGES out of BEEF
What a wondrous modern age we live in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Most Europeans know a few languages.
It's just the English that are rubbish at languages
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Lets be honest here
A lot of Britishers can't even speak English proper, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

^^ This too

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

haddaway n shite ya bastard!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

To be fair though, English has sort of become 'the language' in the last few years.
It gets taught right the way across Europe, plus many other countries as well. It's became the language of business, the internet, etc.

For a British person there is therefore a) less incentive to learn a new language because many forrins speak a good level of English and b) it's hard to know what language to learn that will be of any use.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The people are interesting but not fun.
Trust me, half my family is German.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You kept that quiet
Das Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

No I haven't.
I've mentioned it quite a few times. It's just that you never listen to me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

blah blah blah blah blah

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Always gassing on and on

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

That's not very reich !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

It's not even the Third wurst thing I've ever said about her!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

*gives dinner to dog*

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Fucks dog.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

That's you sorted for the night then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Can we use the cellar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

What for?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

So I can entertain without disturbing you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Knock yourself out Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

+f

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

The East or West side?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

West side.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Capatilist pigs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

They are as well.
Right money-grabbing bastards. My mother's cousin married a multi-millionaire twice her age.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Your aunt is Krystal and she married Shabba Ranks
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)