*obvious joke about Chompy, battle of wit (or charm), unarmed opponent*
I reckon Kroney's finishing move is to unleash an almighty shit, cocooning his opponent, who will then be frozen and wittled into the shape of a giant katana for use in his next battle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What's this thing about freezing shit?
Is it for use as some weird-as-fuck dildo?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Who would do something as sick and twisted as that?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Kroney

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Remind me never to trust him with tupperware.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Oh just fuck off whoever you really are.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

No, you fuck off, you tedious spastic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*checks tickets*
Nope, I lost the 'when will Al lose his temper with the 'so called' newbie' sweepstake.

I had you down for yesterday, about an hour after they first reappeared.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Does he do this a lot with newbies?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Yes
The first thing I remember Al saying to me was "you are punching well above your weight with your missus" (which, to be fair, is true); he then spent a good few weeks calling me an ugly cunt whenever we encountered each other. It took me bloody ages to realise that I could actually talk to him and have a laugh whilst being insulted.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Oh I have a mate like that.
He'll call you a cunt to your face in one moment and be smiling and laughing the next.

Come to think of it, he's a top bloke.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

most of my mates are like that
it's why I'm so at home on here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Come to think of it, I get on with him a lot better than some of my mates.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

my mrs is like it as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Ah, but you are working on the basis that Weighty is a genuine newbie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I would say "he must be, Al's being a cunt towards him"
but that would imply Al's not a cunt towards anyone else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

They clearly aren't.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Theories on who it is then please Mr Geordie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'm totally getting on my high horse and saying "I'm not going to waste my time postulating about shit like that"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You're running scared
in case it's Swipe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

^ This.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Al's lovely to me ! _and_ I'm even seeing his misses behind his back.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I mean, he bends over on all fours while I straddle his torso with my legs and his misses straddles my mid-drift with hers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

While on a road-testing track.
You know, the bumpy thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I don't see what he gets out of it, but we face him towards the telly so he doesn't miss The Gadget Show.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Kroney's meme is that he enjoys space docking
We need to devise one for you actually. Suggestions, Vippers?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

they have to be rooted in truth
and I'm not entirely convinced that it's a new person
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Well, they don't, do they
Al's not really obese. I'm not really gay. TGB doesn't really have a gigantic fanny, as far as I'm aware. Monty's not... um...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Devilishly witty?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

fucking your sister?
massive jug ears?
generally a freaky mentallist?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I'm an only child, I don't look like a Toby Jug, and I have a certificate which proves I'm normal.
For a given value of normal.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

time will tell

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Yes. Yes it will.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

he is kind of fat
you are totally gay, she really does, and Monty is everything everyone says

more importantly though, listen to the stuff I linked
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I'm going to let my meme go because, as has been frequently noted, I don't help myself
NakedApe actually is funny though.

And I will, cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

he's got less so since monty started on him
the pressure is too much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Ahhhh man...
*girds comedy loins*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

pressure anal fisting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Are you high?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I am listening and liking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)

course it isn't

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I have to say the use of "tedious spastic" above
tilts me further towards this point of view
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Sorry, just thought I'd try out some of the local lingo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

It was the Monty wants a new thread that convinced me.
It's just a matter of time now. Bert or Batshithorsefucker
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I don't think it's the latter

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Neither, I'm an only child, like I said.
But I have been lurking a while. A friend sent me a link to a newsletter- the one with Cat vs Printer on it- and it kind of went from there.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

assuming for a moment that you are definitely a new person
I'd advise you to stick out the accusations of being someone else if you can.

There have been some serious (and for the most part completely fucking boring) nutters pretending to be new people after they have done stupid things, and then going even more mental when found out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I love it when they are found for a second time
What we neeed here is Roota
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

the best was when cat hater was revealed to be bert
that one was hilarious. if it'd been a film you would've heard the voice cracking and changing in a mental way as he did the reveal.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Fair point.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

"lurking a while"
You've been a member for 8 days
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

you don't have to be a member to read it you helmet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Oh yeah
And now I've purpled WCC's name for no reason. Apologies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Be more careful next time you 'enter the cube'
/schofield
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh, so that's what it was.
Thought I'd sat on a pin.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

No, before that.
You don't need an account to lurk on here.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I'm bored of the speculation, I don't really give a fuck who you are

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

This would indicate not, either that or he's been lurking awhile
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1224979
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Wasn't that Bert's insult of choice?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Dunno about that
but the vernacular is distinctly /OT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Your vernacular is distinctly gaping

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

That's rich
Sarlacc-flange
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Oh God, I just got mental picture.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I'm beginning to think that it is Chompy
He writes in the same way and asks very straight questions as does Chompy when he's trying to make someone look stupid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

It's not Chompy
Because of the response to your question below
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Double bluff innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

He does have a degree in Psychology, or something
Maybe it's an elaborate mind game or socialogical experiment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Psychomp Dissertation
How many people would I need to rape to be sickened by myself?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

You can't spell NakedApe without 75% of rape
Fuck off Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

They may have been lurking for a long time
or using the answers to all of these questions to report back to the /talkers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Why would someone do that?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Because you you were a /talker asking this question, you'd hope for a response from me calling them
autistic horse cocks so you could scurry back saying, "OMG look how I riled them up with my EPIC trolling LOLLLL!!!""!"!""
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Nah, genuine question.
I get why people are cunts, for the sake of a cheap laugh. Doesn't seem right to me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I should have italiscised the were
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)