I pronounce that last thread dead at 13 minutes without reply
You're starting to go grey and it doesn't suit you. Do you dye it, shave it all off or start wearing a hat all the time?

Alt: Favourite band/artist beginning with P
Alt Alt: If you were tasked with creating a new soap opera where would you set it?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:30, 122 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just accept it as a natural part of aging.
Alt: Perfect Circle.
Alt alt: Soho, so there'd be boobs in it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

BOOBS

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

MEGABOOBS

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

TITAGEDDON

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

U-U-U-U-ULTRABOOBS!!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

i like it when you are playing boob pinball
and you get multiboobs
and boobs start bouncing around all over the place
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

That should be a smart phone app.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)

That would sell, for sure.
I just need to learn Java now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

It's not fun

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Ok fair enough.
I might learn Python, if only for the "import antigravity" bit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I find that when that happens my flippers get overly sweaty.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)

thalidomidelols

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

NORKOCALYPSE
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I like breasts.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I am REALLY struggling to say that out loud
not giving in 'til I manage it
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I managed it.
Are you some kind of fat-tongued mouthwrong?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Not normally, I'm just struggling to get my lips around your norks

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

They're not that big.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

But it will suit me.
Edit: Wendy Hurrell is currently my favourite weather girl
( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

That's alright then

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I like Louise Pepper
who does the traffic and weather on BBC London.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

A quick google led me
here

Some people REALLY need to get out more
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Nice link Steve.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'm not sure about your choice of font Steve.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

It would suit me, this question is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I can see three questions, all of them shit

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'm going to ignore Alts today.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I'm going to ignore ants today

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'm going to ignore Arts today.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm going to ignore Al today

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

*flicks V's safe in the knowledge there will be no comeback*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

d) grow it really long in defiance of social convention
Alt: Pete Rock & CL Smooth
Alt alt: fuck off Auschwitz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I have a No.1 so only minimal grey is visible.
And I wear a hat for insurance purposes.

Alt: Fuck off.
Alt Alt: Fuck the fuck off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Yeah, I've gone for the No.1 option too
I'd always thought I'd suit going grey but it's coming in really patchy and shit looking.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I really get pissed off in the barbers, when they show me my patchy head in the mirror.
It's like a badly shaved badger.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I've yet to see a well shaved badger
perhaps I'm going to the wrong sort of party.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

They wriggle about too much.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It needs to be the right kind of social SETTing

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*No Pun Zone*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

You're such a boar

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Alt: Pinky & Perky

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Is this another post about breasts?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)

OH MAN HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH BREASTS :) :) :) :) :)

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Leave it, be a real man
Alt: Pantera
Alt Alt: On the Moon
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

If it starred Sam Rockwell, Sam Rockwell and Sam Rockwell I'd watch it

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

grey bald: BUZZCUT.

Pitchshifter.

Somewhere I could easily burn to the ground with the whole cast inside.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I have grey in my beard
I keep toying with the idea of getting some of that Just For Men stuff for beards, but I'm not motivated enough to seek it out and they don't stop it at my local supermarket. So instead I pretent I'm aging gracefully.

alt: Parade
alt alt: a Belfast housing estate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

When I had very short hair my grey temples look distinguished.
Now I have long hair, I dye it.

Alt: Pixies.

Alt: In my bedroom.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

That's a limiting location, I'd imagine the cast would be quite small
Hmm?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Hopefully not.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Tart.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

: )))

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

It'll be all about the cast 'members' eh Blousie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Do you know what Jeff.
Sometimes I just want to stop pretending I'm this sex mad woman and just be myself on here but I think I've dug a hole too deep to get out of.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Could be worse.
People could see you as a cockacidal maniac.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

LTI

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

LTI?
/Edit

Long Term Invalid?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Leave the internet.
Said when someone makes a crap joke or pun and usually given to Jeffthedogfucker.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Ah.
Think I'll stay thanks.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

You might as well.
He always does.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I am reading this Blousie!
*feels a bit put out*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Give over! You know I love you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I just need you to tell me now and again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Why do I always get the needy ones?

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Sorry Blousie.
Consider me TOLD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Me? I'm not needy, not at all, oh no.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

That's no way to talk about your vagina

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'll have you know I have the vagina of a 20 year old.
And she's not having it back....IT'S MINE!!
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

sometimes I'd like to be free to be the sex-mad swiftly-aging woman I truly am.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

You can't be more sex mad than your brother.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Have you seen him outing our dirty family secrets on the first page of qotw?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

HA HA!
Did you keep the picture?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

No, we put it back in the drawer
and never mentioned it to the filthy old pervert, ever.

Also, he wasn't naked in the picture, he just had his cock out. He was, however, grinning like a Benny at a sweet shop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Thanks hon!
*sighs*
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I'm hoping that Leslie Grantham is in it
he'll be all like 'blahhhse get yer arse over ere so I can stick some daffodils in it before wankin meself off with a finger in me marrrrf'
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

And that bloke what plays Phil Mitchell is watching
his face getting redder and redder 'til it explodes in a shower of blood and eyeballs, and Leslie wanders over and starts fucking the neck stump
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Blouse is standing over the pair of them
ladyfwapping which makes her arse daffs waggle perfectly in time with Shudduppa Your Face by Joe Dolce
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

What's the matter (with) you, eh!
Got(ta) the no respect.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

TIts are not so bad
Imma fuck your face
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)

This question has come too late for me
as my hair has been going grey for years. On the plus side, it blends in with the blonde and doesn't look that bad.

Alt: Unfortunately, a quick scroll through my ipod tells me that my favourite artist beginning with P is in fact, the purple midget.

Alt alt: a nudist colony.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Also
I have just garotted myself on a fucking box. My throat is really sore.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Numpty!

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

i no rite?
It bloody hurts. I honestly wonder sometimes how I manage to function in society.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

However I read this it just sounds like filth

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

It's not filth
it's just stupidity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

alt: plaid
alt alt: chernobyl
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Chernobyl fallout?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

ha ha.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I started dying my hair in my teens
So as long as I keep up with it I'm safe forever. I could be grey already who knows.

Alt. Pink Floyd (Sorry Monty)

Alt Alt. In the year 3127
( Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I did too
from the age of 13 until about three years ago. It was quite a shock to realise what my natural hair colour was. Especially as it seems to be a mixture of about five different colours... Though this might explain why my roots came through dark when I was blonde and came through white when I was brunette.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I had very short hair from the age of about 25 till a few years ago.
When I grew it I was shocked to find it was curly.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

pube lolz

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I had the misfortune
Of hearing 30 seconds or so of 'I wish you where here' on the radio earlier today, and I can say in all honesty, that it was truly fucking woeful.

Lyrics that were written by a six year old set to music that was being played by someone in a coma. Utter dirge.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Yes but Piper at the Gates of Dawn
is one of the best albums ever written.
( Peej, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

This is one of the top three the truest things I have ever read on the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Good afternoon?
Alt: Pan sonic
Alt alt: I would set it in and around an internet message board that was frequented and inhabited by chubby wobblers, sex offenders, gay rapists, validaters, racists, spunkbuckets with low self esteem issues, benders, the lonely, bullies, retards, cock watchers, cretins, anal gapers, fuck knuckles, arse candles, and the occassional nig nog to make it politically correct.

But what to call it....hmmmm.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Dallas?

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I was thinking more of
'On Topic'.... or something similar.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

'Off Topic of Cancer'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Not bad
I like the cut of your jib young man

/grooms


Am I doing the internet right?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Spot fucking on, old bean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Call it...THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!!! Right, kids?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Oddly enough I find I like a bit of grey in my hair when I've not dyed it in a while.
alt: Paramore
alt alt: where I live, because all I would have to do is just set up cameras and watch the drama unfold.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Alt: Pistols, Sex.
Alt alt: I'd call it 'Foxtrot's'.

The action would be centred on a busy telecommunications hub in the fast-paced metropolis known as Norwich. One of the main characters is Martin aka 'The Fwap' - a kind of gay Colin Hunt character whose catchphrase is 'OMG I've got tickets to see CombiChrist at InFest!!!'. After a couple of weeks of the show people will really get into it. Then there's the 'love interest', 'Bella', a mong faced communist floor-roller with the morals of a navvy and a fanny like a bowl of offal. She fancies 'Martin', blissfully unaware that he's gay as a fucking window and each lunchtime he noshes off the branch manager 'NakedApe', whose 'thing' is that he constantly starts shit threads.

There are some other incidental characters I haven't worked out quite yet - these days you have to have a disabled character so I'm thinking of a chap with a thighbone disorder, something like that. And seeing as it's set in rural climes I'm thinking a farmer would be good - a pig farmer perhaps, known as 'Wet Ham Man' or something.

The theme tune will be a 'mash-up' of the themes to 'Rentaghost', 'Supergran' and 'Give Us a Clue'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*crying with laughter*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Winner!
*phones Granada*
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I might start work on a script today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I think you just did it
based on most of the "comedy" shows out there now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I think you need to add a few more characters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Rachel, the comely lawyer?
Jeff, the odd-job man who keep disappearing into his "cupboard"
I think Blousie should be Martin's manager
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I want to be the vet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Yes! a kind of butch dyke who wants to mother him.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Perhaps if it read "comedy lawyer"

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Not that you know who that is, being a 'new person' and all...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

GOTCHA!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You will need a handsome, strong and silent type character to bring in the interest of the middle-aged women watchers.
May I suggest you base this loosely on Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

^ I like this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

If you want an gangly unfunny hippy with a dick covered in dog shit I think Jeff's available.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Go grey and be proud, like me
Alt: Pearl Jam for me ta
Alt Alt: Either a street in Manchester or a square in London's East End. I dont think that has been done before
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)