Why b3ta doesn't have profile pictures


Ok sure, it's what's on the inside that counts and you guys are all SO so very witty...but is there anyone on here that doesn't have a face like a bag of broken biscuits and hasn't been bullied?

Anyone wanna show face?
(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:32, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

..says the person with no profile info

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

It's all Bill's fault
we all had profile pics before him.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

If we did indeed have them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Are you calling me a liar?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Well there are different severities of lying....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It's only lying...
If you get caught. So before that it's gospel.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

*hint
Ken Clarke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

different Bill

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I think this thread was meant to be sarcastic and mean
but it's so mild no one has noticed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It was meant to be a "Bill Clay" joke
Jeez
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I knew that
which is why I told you it was a different Bill
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I thought Chompy meant I was being sarcastic and mean

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I MEANT THE ORIGINAL POST
is everyone stoned today?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I have a bit of a stoneover

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Unfortunately not, no
Nor hungover in any way. There are two bottles of red in the house that may be caned this evening though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Just go to the b3ta bash flickr pool

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I used to have a profile pic up but I kept getting hundreds of gazzes asking for a date, so I took if off.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

...and now you are after a date....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Nope.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Fine, you asked for it.

CFB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You're such a nonce

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

THIS is why we dont have profile pics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I think you love this picture because it was taken before you got fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

muffin top

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

There were hundreds taken before I was fat
And a fair chunk taken since I stopped being fat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Definatly.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

you should just link that
it's not offensively large, it's just offensive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

HAH i do love this.

(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Fine, your turn.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Yeah i would, but i'm actually off on a fun fun fun training day now


Plus you'd jizz all over your comp
(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Are you Angelina Jolie's daughter?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

(I've actually seen a picture she's very hot)

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

you'd be overcome by my beard and overall rugged manliness

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

r sm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Beards do it for me - picture me up

(cheerymaddox 'Quite cute when not talking', Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

you're lucky I'm so horribly vain
otherwise you wouldn't get a picture
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

He's talking about his barking spider

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

That can't be your Mrs. Shee looks happy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot isn't it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Oh lol, she even looks like the girl from Save The Last Dance.
I bet he does some rollplay.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TO MAKE YOU THIS WAY?"
"I DONT KNOW"
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
"OK OK OK MY MOTHER DIED, SHE WAS TAKING MY SHOES TO MY CONCERT WHEN A TRUCK HIT HER. OK? NOW YOU KNOW ! NOW YOU KNOW ! ITS ALL MY FAULT ITS ALL MY FAULT"
"YOU WILL SAVE THE LAST DANCE, YOU WILL MAKE US PROUD.... FOR THE STREETS _AND_ YOUR MOTHER"
"I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT"
*True Colours with a hip-hop twist comes on*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

www.haro-online.com/stuff/savethe1.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Still, totally would.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I'm not keen on her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Julia Stiles?
Oof, I am
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

something about her doesn't do it for me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

She has the face of a hamster.

( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

*psst*
It is Mrs Darth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

She's got the Croydon Face Lift thing going on!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

it gives her more ball-room

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

BOOM BOOM

( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)

that's uncanny
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/v.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I wish I hadn't posted this now
I just wanted a "beard" joke

Sorry Darth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Wasn't there a brief dalliance
with Hot or Not?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Ha ha yeah that was fun we had a b3ta list.
the anger and tantrums that caused.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I can't remeber who won.
Just lots of talk about the girl's bangers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I think Bou got really high ranked.
I have no idea why.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I think people like the Resident Loon and Humpty was pushed were at the top
for some reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I bet spanky would come top now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

maybe 6 months ago
these days my money would be on Dr Shambolic. He's so popular.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I've met him, he's dreamy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

it's nice to know that the reality matches up to expectations

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

He is quite cute.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

thanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I didn't mean you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

yeah, you do ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

He really is a splendid chap, you know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I find him most amusing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Come first, so to speak.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah, TRL was number 1.
Blatantly fixed.

I was back in double figures FFS.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Has anyone still got a linky for that?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's gone

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

If you want to tell who's female or not, the links that are purple generally belong to girls on my computer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

haha, nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You're thinking of the internet of twenty years ago.
These days there are a few normos hanging around with the fat, sweaty virgins.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Exposure = mockery
I know this better than most
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

still hasn't stopped you exposing yourself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Eeeewwww
Oh, you mean TWL. Yeah I wasn't prepared to let the opinions of a few internet randoms stop me winning £2.5K
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

yeah, that's what I meant....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I knew it
We're on the same page, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

A fair number of us do have pictures in our profile
unlike you. Although I've got a tenner on you being Wormulus or someone else's sockpuppet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

You look like a guy I used to work with.
He was fatter, though.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

It probably ain't me.
Unless that was a biotech company in Slough or Winnersh or a University in London or Edinburgh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Actually, yeah, I've got loads of profile pics
Which have drawn comparisons from B3tans with John Barrowman (screaming gay), Tom Cruise (let's be honest) and Johnny Galecki (no idea, I assume so)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You look like JJ Abrams in the third one

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Ironically my work firewall won't let me see my own pics on B3ta
Is that the ballroom one where I'm wearing my glasses? If so, you have a point.

Is JJ Abrams a gay?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Everyone's gay, Dave. Everyone.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Hahaha
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

he looks like one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You mean he looks like me
I've never seen the resemblance before as I rarely wear glasses and he famously always does
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I don't have a clue what he looks like
I was just using it as a vehicle for calling you gay.

I thought it was quite nice and subtle, but now you've ruined it.

you terrible penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

That's the best insult that's been levelled at me this week
As you can imagine it's up against some stiff (fnarr) competition.

I hope this helps.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'd slip your mate one.

( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Excellent call
You won't regret it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I already have

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Oh, so you're "Geoff"?
She was most unimpressed with your cunnilingus technique
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I had pictures
then a b3ta member was a twat to me. I swore revenge but took all the pics down before I exacted it. It was a great revenge too.
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)