Modern feminism appears to involve women rubbing their genitals on shiny metal poles.
Apparently that's empowering. I'm an old school feminist and have the shoes to prove it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you calling kitty and apple gender traitors?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

if the high-heeled stripper shoe fits...

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

We should all wear dungarees.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yes every girl who chooses to dance as a form of exercise is a stripper.
Nice generalisation there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

don't you have to have some clothes on to start with to be a stripper?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I'm wearing three layers at the moment
it's cold and Wiggy won't let me put the heating on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

if he gave you the beating you deserve you'd be warm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

he slapped me about a bit last night but the searing heat has worn off
I might make a hot water bottle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

There's an interesting mind-over-matter trick to keeping warm
You don't have to wear loads of layers, you can even do it in just your PJs. This guy could teach you a thing or two.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I don't think he used his mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Is this like one of those hypnotise yourself thin things?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

The weightloss with this method is much more rapid and noticeable
Plus it stays off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Haha, I don't think it's fair to say that all if Kity's clothes are skanky.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

oh no he's right,
My skirts are SHORT
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It's not just dancing though Kitty
and to say otherwise is desperately naive. It's a form of dance developed purely to be sexually provocative to men. The fact that it's good exercise and hard to do doesn't change that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I thought it started out as a circus skill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Yes and yoyo's started out as a deadly weapon
so giving yoyo's to a child is BAD PARENTING
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It depends on how you dance though.
salsa dancing can get pretty filthy but I don't judge women who do that. Women dance pretty provocatively on Saturday nights in clubs without a pole in sight and no one complains about that. I'm fully aware of the stigma that surrounds pole dancing but I'm just saying that that's not all it has to be.

I don't do it in front of men, I don't do it for men and I don't wear a thong whilst doing it. Plus if you'd seen me dancing you might change your mind about how sexy it is.

And once again you're calling me naive. Pack it in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You post it on facebook though, you deserve to be fraped.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I still don't think the pictures are sexy though, to me it's like being photographed in the gym
but that's just how I see it, narrow minded people just see a pole and think "whore". My holiday photos are much more revealing, I'm sure you'll agree having looked through them all in fine detail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Not yet!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I certainly agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I think there's a burn in there somewhere but I'm not sure where

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

keep looking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

No, it must be true, I read it in the Daily Mail.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

damn immigrant strippers taking my job

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Hurr hurr
Pole dancers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

The irony of feminism is it seems to have gone full circle
It stared with "we are about more than sex" and now has become "sex is our most potent weapon lets use it to our advantage"

Something in the middle might have been best
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

This sort of thing is a pendulum
It always swings back too far the other way before it reaches an equilibrium.

And regardless of whether they're men or women, there'll always be some dickheads who completely miss the point of the cause for which they think they are campaigning.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It's not though, you're missing the point
the reason it started was that a policeman said that the reason you get raped is because you are dressed provocatively. Which is not the case, you get raped because some utter cunt is a rapist.

This paragraph sums it up "Let’s be clear: rape can never be excused. Never. Yet I defy anyone to look at a group of teenage girls out on the town on a Saturday night, tottering drunkenly through the streets in micro-dresses designed to show as much thigh and fake-tanned cleavage as possible, and not feel a tremor of foreboding about how their night might end."

She says in the first line that rape can't be excused, and then goes on to say, but actually it's not surprising they get raped if they choose to look like hookers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

this is the truth "you get raped because some utter cunt is a rapist."

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

although it's true that I'm probably less likely to get raped when I'm wearing 17 layers and a duffle coat
mostly because the rapist gets bored after layer seven. Rapists don't like pass the parcel.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

But do you put a small lollypop or Fruit Salad between each layer?
Something tells me you do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

there's a layer of icing and crumbs
but that's just accidental from the snacking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I hate your face.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

you hate that you love it so much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I was watching regular ordinary swedish mealtime last night, the guy reminds me of you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

hehe
I promised to start cooking like that didn't I?

hasn't happened yet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I watched one yesterday where he props the bowl up sideways on the counter
and places a carton of milk in front of it, then smashes his fist down onto the carton. About 3mls goes in the bowl, the remainder on the walls.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I think I've seen that.
I might make a tribute video before I demolish my kitchen to make way for a new one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I like this.
Don't forget the pre dinner mayonnaise! It's good for you. God that guy makes me hawt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)

you should go on a slut walk dressed like that holding a sign saying "Rapists don't like pass the parcel"
it is your duty to society
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I might wrap myself up entirely in newspaper
and hold a sign that says "rape this you bastards"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

That would make "She was asking for it" a fairly good defense

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

bit freudian there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Well spotted

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

WHAT HAPPENED I MISSED IT

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)