Facepalm
Let's talk about moments that make you question your own ability to function properly as a human being.

I once texted a deaf boy lyrics to a song.

alt: Gigs, what was your favorite? Who do you want to see?
I'd like to see Lil Wayne. Oh yes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:03, 105 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Could the deaf kid not read?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

yeah, but he'd hardly understand that it was a lyric and not something that I'd typically say as an individual
also, he once drove past me and honked his horn and I honked back
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

What lyrics did you send him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

some shit by rihanna
I was utterly wasted
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I don't know anything by Rihanna other than that umbrella song.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

then you should have a fairly accurate idea of what a mug I was to do that then

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

fuck all wrong with a bit of rihanna kris

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

"if it's lovin that u want, u should make me ur girl, if it's lovin that u need baby come and share my world"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

you got a beautiful chin, you got beautiful skin, you got a beautiful face
you got taste
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

you've got beautiful eyes, you've got beautiful thighs

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

You've got beautiful eyes, you got beautiful thighs you gotta lot without a doubt
But I'm thinking 'bout blowing you out, cos....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

haha
mindpiss
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

You won't stop talkin'
Why don't you give it a rest?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

You're not a german shepherd.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

chas and dave hands fucking down
we drank we sang we danced we fended off the unwanted advances of dodgy old men and bagged a lift home in a black cab without puking ONCE. massive successing
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)

right, so, I've seen loads on facebook about chas and dave
but I've only just youtubed it
and I bet it was fucking awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I heard she went with someone who's getting married.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

yeh well what do you know al
im an enigma. like keyser soze or some shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I heard you punched Kevin Spacey in the face for looking at your bottle of wine.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)

the cunt deserved it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a bit of Chas and Dave.
Although I'm more of an Adge Cutler and the Wurzels man myself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I just looked up amputee porn
Because of the last thread. I didn't get far though, all the videos cost an arm and a leg.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Now that's prosthetic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I hear that you sing like an amputee
can't hold a note or carry a tune
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)

One arm butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out…

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

oh. my.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

He lost his left arm.
Serves him right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I just did an irl facepalm.
but I'm going to click all these
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I want to take my nephew to his first gig but I'm having trouble finding anything suitable.
I think this might be fun for him.

www.men-arena.com/events/?page_id=1831

One of my favourite gigs was seeing The Stranglers.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

My favourite gig was The Specials.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I saw some of them play in Coventry at a gig in a small club I used to work in.
This was way after they were popular.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I'd seen various version of The Specials but a couple of years ago on their anniversary tour
was the closest I'd come to seeing the original line-up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Strange little girl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

She's a European Female

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

alt: I'm going to Green Man festival! yay!
I sorted my ticket today :D

I went to see Soundgarden many years ago, it was awesome. And I saw Foo Fighters in Paris on their first tour (that was my first gig, pretty good way to start, Beck and Guided by Voices were on the same bill)

afternoon otters!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Will you dress as a green man?

completely unrelated: next weekend we're having a celtic festival, which is as authentic as a celtic festival could be, especially in rural virginia*
I really really really really really want to go

*could be lies, never been
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

probably not..but I could
you should definitely go! will there be ceildh bands and tartan and guiness and mead?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)

And sectarianism.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

guiness is wank, my queen
there will be bands, hold on, here's what the site says
"Then there'll be Heritage Musicians … Living History Presentations … Medieval sword-and-buckler combat demonstrators … Highland Dancing … Irish dancing … Bagpipe and Drum Bands … Celtic Vendors … Food … Genealogy, Society and Clan representatives … St. Andrews Society of D.C. Color Guard … Workshops … Falcon demonstrators … Face painters … Balloon twisters … Irish harp performers … Scottish Fiddling … "
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I didn't realise balloon twisting was big with the celtic

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

yes
they used to do it with pig guts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

hahaha ewww

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Or noncing up ginger kids.
(I assume that's what they mean by 'Scottish fiddling')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)

oh, you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

oh man
I'd totally go, sounds cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Erasure are at the Fleece in Bristol tonight,
that would be quite a good gig I reckon.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)

really..?
I think it would be knob
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Give a little respect
tooooo-oooo Bob
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Musics not great, but in that venue it's so small, it would just be fans and therefore a good gig.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I once won a live video of erasure
by accident on Going Live. He definitely changes clothes a lot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Kristine won a canteen of cutlery on a television game show the other day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

so i heard
a WHOLE canteen?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I'd imagine it came in a nice presentation box.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

going live! did you converse with GG?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

no - I didn't get on the show
I was voting in a 'search for a star' competition that some kids from my school were in. They won the heats (which is when I won a prize) and then came second in the final to a 6 year old singing 'Donald Where's Yer Trousers'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

shame, I still have a GG

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I preferred Ed the Duck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

nah he was a fag.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

he bites your legs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Alt: Metallica, Foo Fighters, Chimaira, System Of A Down, Heaven Shall Burn, Less Than Jake, or Incubus
They were all fucking amazing, I'd see them again in an instant.

Honourable mentions go to Obituary and Rammstein. Obituary because I'm sure I'd have enjoyed them more if I wasn't strung out from 4 days heavy drinking, and Rammstein because, while they were great, the fact we were seated ruined all atmosphere.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Alt: Modest Mouse at the Fleece and Firkin
and Murderdolls, same venue as we saw them drinking in the pub next door beforehand.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I quite love the song "Ocean Breathes Salty"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)

amazing song!
Bukowski is my favourite.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr_B2IOUYSw
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)

What, giving or receiving?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Bob likes
Bukowski Beat. Featuring Jimmski Somerville.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I did a chuckle there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)

To me.
To you!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Billy Butler

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)

straight over my pretty little head

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)

POW RIGHT IN YOUR PRETTY FACE YOU MEAN

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)

ZING, KAPOW
you are catwoman aicmfp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)

*Attacks Bob with a vase*
T'Pau!*

*I've got china in my hands.

Yes, I know I've told this one before
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I went to a T'Pau gig when I was at university
I did fancy the arse of whatsername.

EDIT: Carol Decker? I think?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Ocean Breathes Salty
was the first one of theirs I heard, and it's my favourite too.*

*it's still the only one I've heard
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

The Carpenters in Blackpool when I was about 10 years old, so around the mid seventies.
I can still remember it and I still love their music.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)

In terms of my first gig (Motorhead)
it was pretty damn good, but probably the most fun I've had a gig was seeing Dir en Grey and MSI, good atmosphere, good bunch of people and a really fun night

I'm really looking forward to seeing Gackt.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

My old man took us all to see the Rolling Stones at Wembley when I was very young,
I just remember the huge Honky Tonk Woman inflatables
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Was your father left feeling satisfied at the end of the show?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)

See, I would like to carry this on, but I only know three rolling stones songs and two of them are listed above.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)

my favorite was my 21st birthday, went to see The Music and Kasabian.
The Music brought out a shit load of drums and they all did a massive number with just the drums and it was amazing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)

never a fan of The Music
but I always imagined they'd be good live
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

They only had one song on the music channels here, but I liked it so I bought the cd and fell in love with
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJg6L-j8uTo
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

The other day I went into 8 different resturants trying to work out what to have for dinner, I was just wondering around.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)

what did you decide on?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I went to a golf themed restaurand the other day.
You had to eat each element of your meal in 4 mouthfuls.

It was par for the course.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)

did he make a joke that I totally misseD?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

'par' is a golfing term for when you get the ball in the hole in the amount of hits the course says you should... which is noramly 4.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I got that, I just thought that maybe you'd made a joke in your original post that I didn't get

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Ah, coolio ,if he did, it went over my head =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Soup from the chinese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I want to fly on this
ljplus.ru/img4/e/x/extel9/110609_012.jpg

and I suspect I'm not alone...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I can imagine the pilot on the radio to his passengers
'And if you look out of the window to the left boys and girls, you'll see some woodland where later on, I'll take one or two of you to see some puppies'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I suspect it's not as cool on the inside

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)

it's probably not the spectacular dream plane you imagine
they probably make you wear your seatbelt the whole time
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

:(

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Just trying to make sure you aren't too disappointed darling.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Tonight for dinner I'm having a smoked saussage and a portabellow mushroom stuffed with chili'n'garlic butter in a sandwich with a corn on the cob on the side.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

That sounds nice.
I don't know what to have for dinner, but I'm going to investigate my options in the next twenty minutes as I'm starting to get a little bit peckish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

It was alright, using up stuff in the fridge as I CBA to go shops
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

bring some round, I'll give you wine

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)

My fabulous, if only there wasn't an ocean between us.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I did a little piadina pizza
with pepperoni and chorizo and mushroom and red pepper. It were reet lush, as the Italians say.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)

OH lovely ! Sounds good.
Where did you pick up the pladina from?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)