I've never taken an hour for lunch in my working life.
Alt: It's not even impatience: that would imply that I expect people to stop being cretinous at some point. It's more resigned exasperation at the rank stupidity of the entire human race. Bar about ten fucking people. Four of whom I don't even know. I'm guessing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is one of the four that Greek lass whose back doors you'd like to smash in?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

All four of them are her, just in different outfits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I see
Hitler, Mussolini, Franco and Stalin?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

And, for my birthday, 'Klansman', with exotic lingerie beneath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

To quote Hedley Lamarr from Blazing Saddles
Kinky.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Oh man I LOVE quoting from films.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I know
We're both really into films.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

If you were really 'into film'
you wouldn't have put an 's' on the end, you faux-bohemian (or 'fobo').
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Damn
I've been rumbled.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

He loves a woman with a moustache

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Hence the Greek bird.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

It's me isn't it? I am number 4

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Yes, that's right.
*pats head*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I AM NOT A NUMBER!!!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I AM A FREE MAN!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Oh man this is a quote, right?!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Yes, you're totally unique
just like everyone else.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Trying to work my way through a supermarket is simultaneously
the most depressing and frustrating thing I ever have to experience. People turn into blinkered sheep the minute there's a crowd. There's a sense of assumed anonymity, I guess.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Until I lean right over them.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I bet you're often to be found at the fish counter
perusing the brown trout.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

More likely to be in the frozen section, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Well personally I'd always go with fresh over frozen
but each to his own I guess.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Brighten up your supermarket visits
If you're a 'tit' man, then start your shop on the booze aisle and work your way back to the fruit and veg. If you're an 'arse' fan, then take the more traditional route.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

*waves*
Alright Jeff?
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'm good thanks Blousie.
Is it your special day tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It is.
I'll be even more too old for you Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

*there there*
Hey, at least I remembered before your big-day that tomorrow is your big day!

*BEAMS*

I hope you get lots of nice pressies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I'm not getting anything much.
My dad is paying for a new fireplace for me through the business so it would be greedy of me to ask for something for my birthday.

Edit: and thanks for remembering. You did better than my mum and she's known me for longer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

So you aren't expecting much else bar the fireplace.
At least you don't have grate expectations.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

LTINBIPYFI

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I'm familiar with LTI
But what about the rest of the letter. What are you trying to say?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Leave the internet before I punch you in the face.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Leave the internet before I punch your face in, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

My guess was
Leave The Internet Now Before I Pummel Your Fizzog Indiscriminately
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Whatever it means. I don't like it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Sounds like Swiss Tony
"A supermarket visit is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman; you're lured in by pleasant smells and attractive displays and by the end you're alternating between rage and despair and clutching a bottle of vodka."

EDIT: and out a load of money.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)