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Is this your gimmick these days?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Everybody needs a gimmick nowadays.
Mine is being disposable. Like a packet of tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
that sounds fucking horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Yay! Blousie.
Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
There and back to see how far it is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
And how far was it?
And did you have a nice weekend as well!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Fair to middling.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
That doesn't sound like it was as much fun as it should have been.
Tell Uncle Jeff all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Sorry! not in the best of moods.
What have you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I was at a wedding on the weekend.
I had a monumental hangover on Sunday. :(

*Wants to cheer up Blousie*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I had a Sunday hangover as well.
I wasn't sick though so that was a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Did you have a lot of fun on the Saturday that resulted in the hungover Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I did.
Just kind of went downhill from today.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Sorry to read that :(
On the plus side, tomorrow is another day and things might be a lot better then!

Why not pour yourself a nice glass of wine, kick back and listen to some tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I've gone through half a bottle already.
Another day but same old shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Are you properly 'meh' or do you just need to be told to MTFU

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
how about a nice "there, there"?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Sympathy will be following. Rest assured.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
How about a nice ass to mouth.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Jeff, I've just been looking at this tourist site and I didn't realise exactly how large london was
and it makes me sad to be so stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
after looking at the site once more and realising there was a flag over the actual London, and I was confusing it for "East of England"
I now feel like a bigger idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
You're an American. Consider yourself excused.
If you know how long you'd likely to be travelling for, I'm sure the good people of OT would be able to suggest 'things to do in Blighty' for you to consider.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
all signs point to arriving saturday morning and leaving monday afternoon
but what's the point in going and not staying long enough to do stuff gosh I'm so confused
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
This is true.
So do you want to see all manner of historical shit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
not_all
I can't afford to go travelling all over the place
Guess I should just shut up and start studying all that's on offer
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Or start a 'What should Kristine do in the UK' thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Just remember me case su casa.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
And mamase mamasa mama makossa.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Hot-stepper was well catchy
*Still loves it like that... murderer*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Is that a typo and do you mean one of these

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
har har!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
BGB, how are you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
All the better for seeing you sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
how incredibly lovely of you!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Nothing lovely about it.
Just sharing the Uk love.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Hey, what! Are you actually coming to the UK?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
shhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to study all that you've available

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Oh man, if you do come to London you've totally got to Gaz me up and I'll get Gonz and Badger and Clenders
and we'll take you to awesome rib places or awesome curry places.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)
well...I do look like I have a woodchipper in my mouth...

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
So, I look like i'm a grossly obese whale man.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Ignore Al, gaz me up and we'll go drinking and have a fabulous time

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I can't figure out who you are :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I'm sorry :'((((((((
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease forgive me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
If you let us know when you're coming to London
we'll forgive you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
well yeah
duh

you think I'm going to go BFE on my first trip? no.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)
BFE?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
bum fuck egypt
as in: the middle of nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Like Yorkshire.
That's where they make BGBs. But it's also in the middle of nowhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I just don't know, Al
I'm literally making a spread sheet to show how much I need to set aside each week in order to have a 3 day trip there.
It will take a year in order to save enough to go for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Absolutely no point doing a weekend in the UK
Honestly. There is no point in doing that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Dude
there's no point coming all this way for three days. Come next year for 10 days, it'll be way more awesome, you'll have more money, more time and see more stuff and people.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
^ This
It'll take you 3 days to clear customs and to find a cab.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
That's not what I'm planning to doooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)
The cost of the flight will be the same if you are coming for 3 days or 3 weeks.
It would be well worth waiting and coming for longer.

You'll get to see fuck all over 3 days and it really wouldn't be worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
In three days we could take you round the big smoke
It would be so awesome, we'd show you the Houses of Parliament, we'd show you Buckingham Palace and Hyde Park. We could go to the bar on the boat near Richmond Bridgeand Monty would take you to pretentious places in Shoreditch.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
oh but Al, those other people are telling me it wouldn't be worth it
I wouldn't be worth it to come over and see you lot and walk around and do things
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Can we move back over to the left hand side

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I know.
And I totally didn't have to use archive.org to find out.

At first I thought it was this fellow but no!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
No, he was my inspiration though

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
It's obvious as soon as you read the story about broken legs man!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
You're not disposable to us!
You're precious and beautiful and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
"and stuff"
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Oh yeah
I'm all about the articulate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I'm all about BGBs stuff.
I'd totally guff for some of BGBs stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
*glees*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Holy shit, Donkey Gums has cut all his hair off.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Thanks hon.
We should totally hook up and get pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Would you like to go on the pier?
We can totally have beer and chips and tell Jeff all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
haha!
He'd be totally jell.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
:(
Fuck ya both! I'd be on beach having an ice-cream and a ride on the donkey's whilst you both get on the lazy-train down the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Well, you're not invited then
How d'you like *them* apples?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Yeah, well Blousie has invited me now. So 'nah!'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Right that's it!!!!!!
As soon as I can I'm coming down and me and you and B3th are going to own that pier.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Oh yeah
We'll go all up and down that bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Innit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I don't know if we can own the pier Blousie.
The current owners have spent a fortune on it since it burnt down. If they were to sell it, I'd imagine they'd want tens-of-millions for it, at the very least, several billion tokens from the prize-bingo. Which might be beyond us.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
We can pretend we own it
and chat up some midlanders. They'll be well impressed man. They might even let you touch them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Goes to a cafe
Offers a Brummie a 1970s tie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Orright?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

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