Yo Kristine
You could have an amazing three days in London if that's what you wanted to do, we could take you to awesome places and get you really drunk.

I'm going to New York for a long Weekend in October, so it's just the same sort of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Thank you, I tried to post this up there to Jeff
Yeah flight would be the same
but three weeks worth of hotel stays all over the country including sight seeing tours, trains, cabs, food, etc I'd have to save for years to be able to afford that
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah totally, if you stay in London you can get a cheap hotel, or if you're really skint
you could stay in a hostel for virtually no money. And the Dollar is loads stronger against the pound at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

If you need somewhere cheap to stay in London
gaz riverghost. He runs a hostel somewhere in London.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)

not to sound rude
but hostels just sound like the place you go to get robbed and/or murdered
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Only in Central Europe

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

either way I'd like my own hotel room
how much money do you think I'd need?
like $500 spending cash?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

That'll not get you far in London.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

awesome

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Well, let's see.
A Tayyabs is going to set you back about £20 plus a fiver for 6 cans of polish lager. Then You'll want three one day travel cards for zones 1-4, so that'll be another £20. And you'll want at least £50 for boozing it up, and you need to have a traditional Sunday Roast, which will be about a tenner, then you'll need two or three full english breakfasts, which will be about a fiver each.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Isn't Tayyabs what they call cigarettes in Tennessee?
"Momma, I'm jist goin' out ter git twenny tayyabs."
"You come beck here raght naow Billuh Bob! I'll not hayave you smokin' yer filthy tayyabs in mah haouse, it's a siyyin against our Lord Jesus!"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

This might only make sense if you're a gamer
but it's funny
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Not in the Uk.
It's all students and hippies. Sure you could get robbed but not murdered.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I don't want to get robbed either, BGB.
I'm such a worrier, it's horrible, I'm already worrying about getting robbed and/or murdered and I don't even have money saved let alone a passport
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Naw, I've stayed in hostels all over the UK and europe
and never, ever had a problem. Never felt uncomfortable, or unsafe. And they are tremendous value for money - after all, when you visit another country, you're hardly going to spend any time there apart from to sleep. So as long as it has a decent bed and a decent shower, who gives a shit - why pay more than you have to?
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You can get murdered or robbed just the same in the USA you know.
Stop fretting. Poppett seemed to do Ok while travelling and as far as I know she didn't get murdered or robbed once.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I once went to Atlanta GA to meet some internet forum people
flew out on Friday and went back on the Sunday evening. I had a great time but I really should have made at least a week of it.

Plus I had a healthy income but was still living at home then so I could do stupid expensive things on a whim.

You should talk to Poppet, she crashed with B3tans and they only raped and stabbed her a little bit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I don't like the idea of relying on anyone.
I'm just going to stop talking about it because the more I talk the more I'm discouraged and the less I want to even bother with it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Save the money anyway
and even if you decide not to make it to England, you'll have the money to go somewhere nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

But it will be so much fun!
You should totally do it, you'll have a great time, even if you didn't meet a single b3tan you'll still love London.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

everyone's all "it's not worth it" and "that's not enough money"
sod all you twats for ruining my plan and making me sad
except for al of course
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)

You should totally come, Kristine
When you run out of money and have to suck off tourists in phone boxes, we'll all rally round and help you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

yeah
there's loads of people on here who'd pay to be sucked off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)

don't you worry your pretty little head
I'm not coming
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

booooooooooooooooooo
get over here, now!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)

This is actually sad
You would have a ball over here. As soon as any of us wins teh lottery, I'm sure that person will fly you straight over here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)

well whats the point, everyones told me not to
If I won the lottery I certainly wouldn't come now
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)

who are these fools who've told you not to?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I said that trying to see the UK in 3 days wasn't really worth while.
Given that he cost of the flights would be the same if K came here for longer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)

well why not go to one place
and make all the UK come to her
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'll speak to Bath Council in the morning and see if they'll lend me the spa for a weekend.
Moving the Clifton Suspension bridge won't be a problem, what with me being a local.

Apparently all Bristolians get to borrow the bridge once, just to show it off to visiting 'Mericans.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)

There's nothing you'd miss not going to wales

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

except lots of cold naked welsh people
www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2011/06/20/skinny-dipping-world-record-attempt-on-rhossili-beach-91466-28905796/#.Tf-7EVuqa5U;facebook
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Or a sheep-dip as everyone else knows it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

If you weren't such a useless spastic twat Jeff
you would know that she wasn't trying to see the UK in 3 days, just spend 3 days in the best bit i.e. London.

Now stop trying to put her off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)

When K originally mentioned coming over, she made no reference to coming here just for 3 days.
I will, however, take the useless spastic twat comment on board. I need reminding now and again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll be sure to remind you every so often.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Cheers Al.
And I'll be sure to remind you that you've fallen out with your old man.

*Reminder high-fives!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)

who gives a shit
All I said was I didn't know where I wanted to go or what I wanted to do
Because who really cares about me planning my trip other than myself, I'll keep it to myself from now on
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I care about you planning your trip
because if you're coming to London I'd love to meet you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:39, Reply)

ta, will definitely let you know when the time comes

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Don't be like that!
We can help you avoid some of the potential pitfalls!

Don't think I was trying to discourage you from coming over to the UK, I was just under the impression that you wanted to see various bits of it, not just London. If all you do want to see is the capital, then do it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Yeah.
We could take K on the pier!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)

on right up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)

My first trip to America was to spend a long weekend with five women I'd met on the Internet.
Six years on, we're like sisters, and we try to see each other at least once a year.

You can meet some right nice people online.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)

And the stabbing was only with Noels penis.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)