Sweden.
Because it's better than most other countries.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah, but rotting fish ffs...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'm sure that's just a joke they play on tourists.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I'll bring the tin to the next bash. Someone there will be braver than me.
brav drunk
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Never been to Sweden
Tried Norway - it was expensive and very, very dull. Beautiful, but dull. Or maybe that's just who I was with....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I've heard the first 100 miles of fjords are very beautiful.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

oh yeah
how did the midsommar thing go?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

It rocked.
Denmark was nice too. Germany was meaty. The Netherlands were cheesey. Belgium was beery. France was winey.

I'm definitely saving up for a bigger car, though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I always find that when I go to germany
my diet takes a turn for the wurst
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Brat

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Your tent looked very nice
and you daughter also looked as cute as ever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I love that tent with a passion I normally only reserve for Catface and Mark II VW Polos.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)

driving on autobahns in a small, not very powerful car is really annoying

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

It's only a 1.3 litre engine, but in a Ford Ka that's proper turbo.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'd consider Sweden now it's stopped being Semi-Marxist.

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Oh dear!
He's off again.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It's true.

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

BUT HE@S ONLY SIXTEEN

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Does that mean he can't fuck off to another country?
IS ALL THIS PURELY HYPOTHETICAL?

Bugger.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Freefair is really a frustrated middleaged man trapped in his bedroom
He's at liberty to travel to most countries (well, taking into account his convictions for possession of child pornography) if only he'd leave his mums house first
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Did his knee injury stop him getting to the North Pole?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I don't think it's him
I think it genuinely is a nobby child.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

O al, I went running while I was away.
Thirty minutes along the Baltic coast and twice round a German lake.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I went running on saturday morning
and my leg is still sore. I'm most unhappy. I think I'm going to have to stop running completely for a few weeks and then ease back into it. I am not going to be setting any kind of world records in September.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Having mounted several of the expeditions huskys none were prepared to leave base camp with him I'm afraid

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

They seduced him with their husky voices.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

They got upset when they realised he was already married to some other Huskies.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Tell me more about the huskys.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Right fucking slags they are Jeff, double penetration, ass to mouth, the whole kit and caboodle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Can you tell me exactly where I could them.
Just, err, so I could avoid them, like. Yes, that's it. Avoid them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I'll gaz, there's lurkers here after some dogfannyaction Jeff

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Cheers Rory.
I appreciate you sharing this information in a responsible way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I've got a semi-hardon.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)