None
due to be safely cocooned in a ton-and-a-half of metal, plastic and leather.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Leather? Bloody hell, what do YOU drive?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Joan Jett

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I said What, not Who, dear.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Pete Townsend
I dont think I'm doing this right
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

No. You're not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

not unless you're just doing it for "research"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Yes,,,,,errr,,,,, research, thats it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

erm, currently a Saab
I'm pretty sure having parts of cars made of cow isn't that uncommon, is it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

She's an Australian, she'll drive a "Ute"
She'll be lucky if it has carpets, let alone cowhide.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I don't like not having seats of cow
mmm. cow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Me either.
wipe clean, innit.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Cow = exceedingly hot seats in summer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I don't find they're hotter than any other part of the car.
unless you're in shorts. Grown men in shorts = twat.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Summer is acceptable for wearing shorts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yes
Yes she is
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Not if you're a grown man.
I expect you wear sandals, too. Probably with socks. White ones.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I saw a fantastic thing recently
An elder gent, with a moustache and a combover, wearing a tweed jacket and shorts, with sandals and socks, smoking a pipe while reading the paper with a pint of ale.

It was so magnificently English.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I'll grudgingly accept that.
But I bet he's mean to cats, the short-wearing twat.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's because they fucking deserve it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*puts AA on The List*

( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'm highly allergic to cats, and they fucking know it
And insist on rubbing along my legs, the little bastards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that attributing human motives
to lesser life forms is a symptom of mania.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

but not so short that they'll ride up enough
to burn the back of your thighs when you sit on a hot leather carseat.

That's shorty shorts territory.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Of course, all shorts are entirely heatproof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

most are fine
but if you plump for tight black leather or pvc then good luck to you.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

not really
it's more about colour than anything else. If you sit down in speedos then, yeah, you might get a bit hot. but then you're a tool. I don't possess any shorts that are short enough to allow my thighs to contact car seat.

Also - I live in Scotland. That pretty much eliminates the problem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

It's clear to me that sportscow favours
the Boris Becker style eighties sports short.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

the bollock-splitters
as they are known.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Male camel-toe
what's it called? Moose hoof? He has one of those.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

If you aren't careful I'll post pics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

My fave car my Dad had was a brand spanking new Sarb 900 turbo.
It had seats that heat up ! it was amazing, your bum was so cozy, best car EVER.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

My old car had these

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)