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New Thread.What's for tea?
Alt: where did summer go?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:54,
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Sympathy reply to myselfDunno what's for tea.
Alt: I don't know, but it certainly isn't in Somerset. It's pissy and wet and humid and miserable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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You seem to be getting your mood mixed up with the weather.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:56,
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Whatever tasteless gruel my ex-wife is cooking todaySummer's still here, this is England, this is how we do it here, get used to it or fuck of somewhere Sunny.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:59,
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can I wear shorts on a school trip or should I wear trousers?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:00,
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When I was at school, on most trips you could wear your own clothes.So tell your mum and she might let you wear long trousers tomorrow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:02,
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Well, I'm going as a TA not in a teaching capacity so I don't see why I shouldn't/(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:07,
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I'll warn you now. That sea life centre in Weston is fucking gash.There is more wildlife in the average fishpond.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:09,
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I am in negotiations to get him on the pier.It is going well so far.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:10,
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Of course it is.He'll have a load of kids with him and will probably feel obliged to stay off the ale to look after them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:16,
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They are going to go spastic tomorrow I reckon,Should be funny
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:17,
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I've been before, we are getting a talk and a tour and games! will be ace. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:10,
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we only have 5 black kids in the whole school.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:15,
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teaching assistantbut I've been called worse.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:11,
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I wear shorts to work sometimes when I am teachingbut there again, I mostly wear what the hell I like
Tomorrow I get to wear a proper gown and mortar board
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:18,
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Yeah, but you're not likely to be accused of noncing up your students(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:20,
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wearing shorts=noncing? really? We live in a dangerous world
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:24,
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I don't know! Probably go and sponge off my parents.alt: we've still got 2 months left
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:01,
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I am currently boiling a chicken carcass to make soup withI have summer hostage in my flat, pay me £78.65 and you can have it back
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:04,
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Probably cottage pie tonight, need to make it asap, and I've got a guest laterAlt: Still very hot here, just not sunny.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:08,
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It's sunny here, in a hazy sort of waytea will probably be whatever can be scavenged from my cupboards/fridge, it's likely to involve hummous and ritz crackers, ice cream and BOOZE.
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If I get hammered every time I get a job rejectionby the time my contract is up I will probably have liver disease, at this rate.
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I hope you've not had more bad news.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:24,
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Not at work for four daysopened my inbox this morning to find three job rejections lurking in it like syphilitic toads in a mud puddle.
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I hope you're able to get feedback from those recruiting for the roles.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:27,
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One I thought I was a dead cert to get an interview at leastI've contacted them, because I'm genuinely upset about that one. The other two, I'm less surprised by. I've had my colleagues check over my applications and I know there's nothing wrong with them, it's simply that so many people are chasing each job.
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they only advertised my job for a weekit's pretty specific and yet they still got 22 applicants
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:40,
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And you were STILL the best candidate?Not forgive you for the Wagon Wheel incident yet
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:42,
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I've not got the job yetit's not often I get such a resounding victory
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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For the job I actually got an interview forthere were 90 applicants. For a single fairly specific, fairly poorly paid job. 4 of whom were internal candidates, so basically there were probably 80 people who never had a hope in hell.
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blimeyI'm hoping the 21 who aren't me don't have a hope in hell for mine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:44,
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Well fingers crossed the right opportunity falls to you at the right time berk.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:51,
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Not surebut I think it might involve tiny onions and courgettes because I just harvested them FROM MY OWN GARDEN*!!
*grow bags in the back yard
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:17,
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This is a good pointI may have peas and strawberries for this reason. Not in the same mouthful though.
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my strawberries are still flowers(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:19,
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Hi berkTrust you enjoyed yourself at Pulp.
Thanks again for the call!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:19,
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It was truly tremendousI had no idea Jarvis was such a good front man. I have pictures and videos, if you want me to email them to you?
(also, I have no idea if you could hear what I was shouting, but I certainly couldn't hear you)
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I'd love to see the vid/pics!I answered the phone to you screaming 'I can't hear you, I hope you can hear this!'
And I could.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:23,
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Good goodIt was their opening track - the crowd went absolutely loopy. It was ace.
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they are one of the best live bands in the history of STUFF.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:32,
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They played nearly a 2hr setdespite several desperate attempts by the organisers to shuffle them off earlier - Sunday sound licensing and all that. I'm so, so glad I got to see them live.
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I'm not at all fucking seethingly jealous, oh no.Although, I've seen them 3 or 4 times before and they never, ever disappoint. Only fair that you youngsters should get the opportunity ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:35,
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If it helps you at allhe did make it sound like they might possibly tour - and I do so fucking hope they do, I'd be all over that shit like a ninja.
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Awwww, I was going to ask you to get the tickets as I'm going to be in the middle of bloody nowhere tomorrow morningwhen they go on sale to mailing list subscribers.
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I have £30 on my credit cardI don't think that will cover it, somehow - and I'm not on the mailing list, either.
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I've just noticed the phone number I can call instead of using the interwebsSorted.
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Could you bung me a textand let me know how much they are, please? I might be able to shuffle sufficient cash around to afford one at least.
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get. the. fuck. in.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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right I've forgotten my facebook password and no longer use the email they have.what shall I do?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:19,
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Wake up to the fact Facebook is shit.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:20,
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yeah yeah whatever grandad, just sit there and watch your stories yeah.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:21,
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genuinely thisHow can you survive without facebook ohmygodthehorrorthehorror it's like it's my lifeline to the world and without people I barely know commenting on mindless things I type as status updates how would I even even know the emotional touch of another human?
Oh, yeah, I could go outside and fucking talk to people. That's it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:27,
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Live in the glorious sense of freedom not having Facebook gives you.I swear that place is like a drug.
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We've just had facebook stopped at work.Its like giving up smoking, you feel better without it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:25,
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try all the different passwords it could bethen try and get access to the old email
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:29,
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well I've reset it, got into old emailbut it doesn't work. Fuck it no big deal just annoying
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:30,
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Chicken stir-fry I think.As for the summer... welcome to England. Hope you packed for wet weather.
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merguez and halloumiand summer is "as normal" up here. As in it was nice at the weekend and yesterday and it's raining now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:25,
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Ninja sausage edit.I get mine from Asda now, not bad at all.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:27,
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I was trying to type and sift through job applications. My bad.I didn't know Asda did it, will have to try. Get mine from Crombie's on Broughton St - Edinburgh's most fucking expensive butcher. But they can make a sausage.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:29,
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They have done them in their upmarket range, but if you get them from a proper butchers, they are bound to be better.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:31,
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yeah, probably, but I can't afford my Crombie's habitit's like sausagey smack.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:33,
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I've just checked the website.That is pure sausage porn.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:37,
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It most certainly is. Between that and Valvona and CrollaMy taste for exotic pork products is covered.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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I'll check them out when I get home.You are lucky to live in a decent city, rather than a shit home counties heap, with no proper butchers.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:48,
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I have googledI may be heading northwards to mug you for your dinner.
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*awaits mugging*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:34,
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Three bird roast.Nom.
Alt: It may be raining, but it's also bloody hot and clammy oop north.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:44,
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Yup.Damned tasty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:37,
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bad news for guinea pigsit's neutering time :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:54,
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With neutering Jeff! And Jobe's here as well!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:56,
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yea ha!(I waas thinking the same thing, but I thought it would be too weird to write)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:57,
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I didn't realise you could do that.Or, alternatively, would.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:04,
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they keep fightingso cutting off their nuts should mean less testosterone and less chance of them killing each other in a ridiculous-looking fight
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:06,
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seriously, they look very silly when they threaten each otherBoson is like some kind of well loved teddy bear and they both have tiny short legs. There's a lot of hardcore snubbing each other goes on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:09,
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that's funnyI may have to look up threatening guinea pigs on youtube
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:18,
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that and 'popcorning'it's the cute thing they do when they're happy.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:20,
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UGH and now perv boss has decided to crack down on me with the "rules"such as as soon as walking in from lunch asking if I have my mobile on me, I say no and ask why, he says he wants to make sure I'm keeping it in my car.
What a moronic cunt.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:04,
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he sounds like a dickdon't take that shit, K
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:10,
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it wouldn't be such a big deal if he were the type to do it oftenbut most of the time he doesn't give a shit, so when he does say something you know he's doing it just to be a dick
and so therefore I act like he's being a dick
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:17,
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So your boss is saying you've got to keep your phone in your car, rather than on you.Why would he want to do that - more to the point, has he told everyone else to do the same?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:26,
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It's a general rule, not to use your phone during work hours.It's just interesting that he's NEVER asked if I had my phone on me, he's told the other boss and the other boss has yelled at me when I did it once...about a year ago.
But he specifically asked, today, if I had my phone on me.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:30,
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Sounds like a bent rule to me.Fair enough if you worked with loads of really sensitive equipment, but to check the odd text message is hardly a crime.
I'll bet you waste more time on the Internet than you would do with your phone.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:33,
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that's true but it's less of the rule and more of the fact that he's just being a dick
he ought to get a grip on life
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:42,
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You need to make his life a misery K.I'm not sure how you'll manage that, but you need to do it. And do it today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:57,
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New potatoes, chicken and salad.I'm sweating like a fat bird at a cannibal convention.
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girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:33,
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I'm going to have a pizza this evening Blousie!A pizza. A pizza. A Pizza.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:34,
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get fin?gin would be better, surely?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:36,
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gin would still be better(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:38,
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evening!sounds like picnic time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:37,
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you have many guises this evening(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:38,
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You're right. I have. Many, many guises.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:41,
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why does that sound like a veiled threat?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:55,
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Because it is.It isn't really, and it wasn't meant to sound like one, but if you're scared and the guinea army aren't at full strength, I'll take advantage of that
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:58,
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the pigs are chock full of testosteronehence the fighting. This is their optimum danger time, so don't mess with me right now, dogfucker, coz these cavies are about to blow!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:00,
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Get 'em a lady pig.They can make lots of little pigs and you can sell them for MONSTER PROFITS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:01,
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then they'd fight over the lady pig(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:03,
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Get two lady pigs.And marry them off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:08,
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a light salad and a bowl of cereal for afters.
alt: it's over here, this morning was grim but the rest of the day has been fantastic.
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Pork piesalso far far away from this wet island
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