Wooo! I have two excitable doggies in the office now.
PLAYTIME!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:57, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you fired up the Jeffsignal?
You know, the one that projects a "lipstick" into the sky?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

haha!
He'll be hear shortly. He has a sixth sense about this sort of thing.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:02, Reply)

It's always playtime!
Unless it's food time or sleep time...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I need to clear the crap out of Charlie's ears at some point soon
I cannot say I am approaching this task with relish
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, relish is probably the wrong tool.
I would suggest a cotton bud.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Good point
*puts away Branstons*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

What flavours of dog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Beef and Chicken

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Jack Russell.
*boingy boingy*
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:06, Reply)

My new friend has a parsons terrier, it's soooooo sweeeet!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Just a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

That's what they are.
They are ace.

Bit hairier than normal terriers.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Scruffy little faces!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

And clever buggers too.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:12, Reply)

yeah, but "clever, for a dog"
is a bit like saying "really quite manouverable, for an oil tanker"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

If my parent's dogs had been properly trained. they'd be running the country by now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

How many people can detect life signs under meters of rubble and lick their own arsehole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Prince
or was it Marilyn Manson? Anyway I'd say either of them would have a go.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

the worst kind of dog

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Shaddup!

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Cats are the worst kind of dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

friend of mine has one
it's actually quite cute, it a "slightly too small for me to be comfortable" way.

But, generally, yeah, if I could comfortably score a drop-goal from the 22 with it, it's not a dog but a hairy rat on a string.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Not even a real dog.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Why do dogs have to be big to be real dogs?
I believe you are only 5'5", are you not a real man?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Is he?
I had him under child like downs thing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

And it's good to see how much it's improved.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I don't even mean massive
I just don't believe you should be able to carry a dog under one arm.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Why not?
Many small dogs were bred originally as working dogs and have a specific purpose in life. Even Chihuawas (sp?) we bred to go ratting i believe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

they look like rats.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Hence their ability to lull rats into a false sense of security.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Speaking of that.
actually no, it's not related, I just thought you'd get a kick out of this.
There is a large hook directly above my bed on the ceiling.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Haha!
Don't be getting any ideas now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I don't know if it's strong enough for that.
but it gave me a giggle when I noticed it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Woop!
A lovely pair of bouncing puppies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:03, Reply)

You knows it sweetness.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)