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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's interesting
but I strongly suspect it to be a gigantic pile of horseshit designed purely to sell one man's wanky self-help books. That is, admittely, only a first impression, based on a skim read, but then I'm too busy procrastinating to read it properly.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
also
I'm pretty sure there's the square root of fuck all evidence, or even scientific theory, that h.sapiens dominance over h.erectus and h.neanderthalensis had anything to do with "procrastination".
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Badger, you're a clever person, and I don't want a Google Awnser.... Why is a G String called a G String?
Is it because a G looks like a circle only that it's been pulled in half from the bottom going upwards?
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Gusset
Edit: or Groin, depending on how prudish the source.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Oh, that's a borring awnser.

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Sorry.

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Can't you make up something better?

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I've never warn one before, are they prone to getting skidmarks?

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Oh. My. GAWD.
Right, listen, I've just realised something. Sometimes I use public toilets, like I used one in Homebase over the weekend. In the one that I used in Homebase there was a huge turd, massive, like, it must have been like 3" thick and 10" long. I thought it was a bit gross that nobody flushed that, but, thinking about the kind of staff that works there, maybe someone wanted to take a picture or something. Anyway, it's just hit me, this very moment, that there was no toilet paper in the bowel. None at all. This means, right, that someone did a huge ginormas poo, and didn't wipe their bum. So they're walking around with poo in their pants all day. GRIM.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
And they had one-ply toilet paper in there, ONE PLY, in all my dayz I never did see such a sight.
I'm never poo'ing in there again.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Are you prone to not cleaning your arse properly?

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
erm, gentlemen don't tend to wear them
to my knowledge.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
although I'm not sure why this is relevant to anal hygiene
I'm just warning you.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I believe a special 'type' of gentleman has been known to wear them.
Shall we ask Darth?
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Have you seen any travel shows based in south america? Why do you think people get a 'brazilian' ? It's all down to the g-string.

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'm pretty safe in saying
I've never seen a man with a Brazillian.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I imagine it'd make one look like a sundial at noon

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Hitlercock.

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
haha

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Erm, I'm not sure the etymology is at all certain
but I think Kroney's suggestion is the most commonly believed one.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
What have insects got to do with it?

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Ety, not Ento, petal.

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I was being silly.

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I suspected as much
hence the "petal"
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
The other one I found was about Indians
but it still didn't explain why the Indian's loincloths were called g-strings, so I didn't bother mentioning it.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

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