What a great question
and one which I am really giving a lot of thought to at the moment.
Turn-ons: nice eyes, nice smile, being kind and compassionate and understanding and making allowances for the other persons wishes
Turn offs: Poor hygiene, lack of effort, selfishness. lack of consideration

DEALBREAKERS:Arrogance, selfishness and a general non-caring attitude, refusal to do anything at all which might possible lift the others spirits when they are feeling low, lack of affection.

Guess what a GREAT time I'm having

*goes off to cry in corner*
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh :(
boys are stupid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

^this
and they smell.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

and yet
I still spend time looking for one to kiss

stupid boys
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

^this, also.
I think I might be married to Phillie Joe's wife. mr b3th doesn't do kissing, either.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

what the hell is wrong with him
he is a fool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I smell a wife swap!

( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

as long as the kids go with them
I don't do kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

nonce-free zone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Too right.
I'm no fucking Bobby.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Husband swap it is then!
Can I bring my guitars? They're better than kids in many ways.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Oh, totally!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

What about sex? I need the ground rules laid down or I might get arrested again

( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I expect it least once a night
and two or three times at weekends.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Obviously
But you need to promise you won't call the police on me, anal rape is cool these days, all the kids are doing it.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

If you can get through the bear trap, you're on.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Unusual
Not many girls give their ringpiece a nickname.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

rectum dentata

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

that's the one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

.... but only if he has a dodgy ticker and a good will in place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Listen, it's probably two for one on a Monday night down the local wetherspoons, if you put out you'll score a fuck by 9

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Alas
our wetherspoons does not open for a couple of weeks at least. Got no dosh anyway being dole scum. Fucks I could probably get if I really wanted to, I'd rather have a fella who could be nice to me and I don't think I will find one in a cheap watering hole.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Please copy'n'paste your next gaz for the rest of the class.... unless it's from me, then please respect the sanctitty of Gaz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I'm so tempted to gaz her now just to see if she pastes it.

( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Well!!
I am sure you don't want me to paste that on here but thanks for making me smile!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

BECAUSE I@M VERY PROUD OF IT
IT@S THE BIGGEST IN THE WHOLE STREET
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

That rather implies
that you have seen all the other ones on the street and that you may be harbouring bumder tendencies.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

When it's this big I tend to get admiring glances

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Someone, and I'm not sure if it was from here of FB or G+ or whatever said your name at some point this week, I think.
I donno, I didn't pay any attention to it until you just posted and now it's bugging me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh fine, totally ignore me, that's fair enough, I guess.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)