Blimey there are newbies coming out the facking walls.
There's this acid kewpie thing, soulbowl, somebody else, we had freefair/Wormulus last week and even Dr. Shambolic is over here.

And who exactly is this rachelswipe person that has suddenly appeared? It's clearly a made up name.

I want SpankyHanky back so I can refer to him as 'Simba' on a day to day basis.

Fiona Bruce, eh? Cor. I'd give her several.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:06, 36 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We're all pseudonyms for other members

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)

sockpuppets
I am miggyman's pseudonym, and am also Legless.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

What? No fuck off bert?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Fuck off spakka
Does your cock do that pre-cum thing?

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

whose are you?
and when do you have the mental breakdown?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I had my breakdown years ago
It was fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

but was it online?
that's when it really gets entertaining
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

No
It was mostly at home, but started at work. Which was immensely fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I'm sure
was this when you were a teacher?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Yeah.
Started in completely the wrong school.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

oh:(
i hear it happens to all teachers at some point. I can't wait
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Mine happened in my NQT year
Not a great start.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

the learning curve when you start is a bastard
in lecturing we don't even get to observe or anything - I suspect I made a lot of fuck ups, but somehow clung on to sanity. Just.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I was young, female, and trying to teach a foreign language to kids with behavioural difficulties on a sink estate.
I'm honestly surprised I lasted as long as I did.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:42, Reply)

yeah
that sounds pretty wrong to me :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

The SENCO complained that my classes were causing too much noise
(my room was next to her office), so the management decided the best way to help me develop would be to move me to a portakabin in the playground.

Which helped.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:49, Reply)

You are Maladicta AICMFP.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

maladicta is before my OT time
was she the goth one?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

She was the dreary self-indulgent one who never said ten words if she had a chance to say ten thousand instead.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Funny taste in music too.
Alright woodside? Long time no see.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:40, Reply)

alright plumdozer
I'm not bad thanks.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:41, Reply)

aight big dawg
I've been listening to Bark Psychosis and Labradford recently.

I shaved my head the other day as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:42, Reply)

There's a quite beautiful Harold Budd remix of Labradford's track "V" that's not so much a remix as a couple of extra instrumental parts overdubbed onto it.
I'd highly recommend checking it out if you can find it. I think it was originally released on a Wire Tapper CD in 1998.

Ed: Well talk of the devil! (it's the last track)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I'm surprised you were able to finish that post
what with it surely causing you to disappear up your own arse.

www.lowbird.com/user/happyhobo/view/2010/11/explosm-look-at-this-fucking-hipster
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:55, Reply)

In my defence, I used to read the Wire because it covered anything and everything rather than just quirky not-too-alternative white 6Music (or what would have been 6Music had 6Music existed back then),
and stopped because they seemed to have forgotten about music altogether and seemed intent on drowning their readers in jargon.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Fair enough
goodnight!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Book me in for early December

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

that long?
blimey
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

The cracks are showing
But if I repress it for long enough, I can really go in style
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

sounds like a special one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

wait a sec...
How come Edmund never got referred to as Simba?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)

is that because he is a lying king?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Indeed.
The lyin' king.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:41, Reply)

perky joybags
I'm off to sleep

night kids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 23:42, Reply)

After sex I have this urge to dip my thumb in to the cum
wipe it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:56, Reply)