I've always wondered
why they seem to be scratching their balls all the time. Is it lack of hygene? Do they need to go to the doctor and get antibiotics to fight some germs? Are they just too silly to realize how silly they look when they do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:20, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's because they're ill-bred scum

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I can get through entire minutes without cupping myself.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

^this
I rarely scratch my balls, especially in public.

this may be because I have good hygiene and as such don't have sweaty itchy ballsack all the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Maybe your balls are small and unmanly

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I would never scratch myself in public
That'd be WRONG!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Would you scratch someone else in public?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Maybe, if it's not on his/her genitals
Or if they pay well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

What if you had a really itchy 'mange tout'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Go to the toilet
and do it there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Speaking personally
I don't scratch so much as adjust. I suspect if you had all that stuff flapping around down there you do likeswise, either that or someone would have invented a bra-like device for them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Yep
We have breasts that need adjusting, but don't do it in public.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

more's the pitty

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

maybe that's why we don't do it
men tend to sexualize everything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

nah, just breasts.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Nah, everything.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)

ahh, and back to the sweeping generalisations I see
sexismlols
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Don't try and opresses us
a mans right to scratch his balls must never be subjugated
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Serious answer.
Testicles heat regulate. When they get warm, they loosen, allowing your balls to sit further away from your body. This helps to keep the temperature within tolerances for sperm to survive.

it has a knock-on effect of causing your scrote to stick to your fucking legs.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I see
Maybe the use of right underwear could solve this problem?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

It's not a problem, they're functioning as designed.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

They're designed to itch?
Well, that answers which gender is the best one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

No they're designed to move to regulate temperature.
everything that has skin on it itches occasionally.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It's not occasionally
Some are scratching 24h/day. Anyway, they are designed to regulate temperature and when doing so, they itch. Not a very good design.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

So basically testicles are Warren G?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)

He had to pull out his strap and lay them busters down, Monty.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

it's the G-funk era that's for sure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

the last bit made me laugh a lot
i am at work. so thanks for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Because spermatozoa cause itching from the inside
Therefore the more sperm they have in their testes, due to their above-average manliness (naturally), the worse the itch becomes, and hence the greater compulsion to scratch. Trufax.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

so the sperms tickle your insides?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Don't they tickle yours?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

no
they are busy getting their mattocks out to clamber up the plumbing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Maybe it's just mine, then - they're visible to the naked eye.
And feathery.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

they aren't sperms
they're axolotls
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

What the hell are axolotls doing in my testes?
Also does this mean that a stem cell research centre would pay for my cock custard?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'm just going to imply that
you put them there yourself

I'm off to be pretentious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Have fun.
In an ironic, post-modern way that juxtaposes the isolation of ...oh fuck it, I can't be arsed. See you later.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

So most of you
just scratch to look manly, don't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I love a good ball-scratch when there is a little itch, espesh when you pull your ball-bag so it stretches and you can get a good purchase on it without squeezing the testicle.
It's the closest a man can get to being a dog get it's belly rubbed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I regret so much having asked this question now.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)

this made me officelol

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Occasionally I whip out my 'bozack' and stretch it over my head like a pink, hairy bivouac.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

*boik*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

That's the sound of you getting a 'wide-on', I'll be bound.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

The tent thread is finished

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)

*looks down* not quite

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

reassurance
they want to know they are still there.

or their pants are too tight?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Neither

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)