Bon Jovi can fuck off as well.
Oh shit, you've made me remember I have my cousin's 21st in a few weeks. It will be like the hellish scenario you've described.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bon Jovi are one of the hardest working bands to have ever toured
and they're still shite
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Like like like!!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I die a little bit inside
when I go to friends birthday parties and there are 40-something adults shaking their thang on the dancefloor to what are, essentially, children's novelty records in not quite perfect synchronicity.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

that just makes me laugh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Seriously, I cringe with embarrassment for the poor deluded mongs.
You're 40 years old for fuck's sake and you know all the bloody hand actions to the pizza hut song. HAVE YOU NO SHAME???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

hehe
I got my parents and my friends parents (all around 60) onto the dance floor at a wedding the other week.

Then got the DJ to play Time Warp.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Don't get me started on YMCA.
It's only four fucking letters, but the number of people I've seen cock that up in a monumentally inept display of signed dyslexia is astonishing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

CFB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Oh, god.
I only danced to two songs at my wedding. And one of them was the Macarena.

*shames*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

hahahahhahah!
was that your first dance?

I had a ceilidh band especially to avoid this occurrence when so many cameras are around
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

We didn'y have a first dance.
He wanted some slow dirge, to which he would shuffle me roun dthe dance floor with his hands on my arse.

I wanted 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life' which was too fast for his poor old frame to handle.

I did get him to struggle through 'Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman' when he'd had a few drinks, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Music at weddings is common.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

We had two live bands at ours.
People lapped it up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Cunnilingus on the dance floor?
Now that *is* common!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

After all, the place was crawling with snatch.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Sophie Ellis-Bextor's less well-received song.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Clickin' this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

The fucking what song?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

DON'T CLICK IT MONTY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

DON'T CLICK THAT
It's the embodiment of evil in audio form.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I've never heard of the Pizza Hut song

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Please, please continue to live in ignorance.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I hated it even when it was just an annoying song
in Brownies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

It came out a few months after I left teaching.
Seeing as my name was Miss McDonald, I am *so* glad I missed out on that being sung at the back of every fucking class. It took almost the first term of studiously ignoring them for the 'Old MacDonald' to stop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You don't fancy popping across to Newton Aycliffe two weeks tomorrow do you?
A massive chav-fest it shall be.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I think I'll pass, thanks all the same mate.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Don't blame you :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I think I'd rather attempt to shave using a cheese grater than subject myself to that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)